I'm not too worried about beating him, just that the stupid zombie effect annoys the beejeezus out of me. I can't imagine how that got through play testing as a "Wow! That'll be fun for both sides!". It's as silly as some of the stuff you'd see from the very large British game company.
Come on, this is nothing compared to rerolling 1s if you talk to your imaginary horse... But rerolling everything if it actually talks back.....