Gunboat nevermore

By ozmodon, in X-Wing

1. While it would have a unique niche in the game (unlike the Tie Avenger), that is a cheap cannon platform, it is a boring ship. If you look at all of the new ships released recently, they all have something unique or interesting about them (aux arcs, efficient titles, new actions, etc). While they could in theory make a title that spices it up a bit, it is still a very straight forward ship.

I'd say it's an imperial Y-wing: slow, sluggish and has lots of options. Sure it'd be boring to fly as all slow ships are. But You could say the same thing about the other slow ships.

Well...

Starting a thread to troll crybabies is probably only going to result in one thing. A lock. Oh... wait. That would mean that FFG would have to actively monitor their official forum to ensure that all non X-Wing related discussion remained in the off topic sub! Well, we all know that ain't ever gonna happen hey FFG? Hey FFG... gay rights! And abortions! How about... sexism and bigotry!

...

See? FFG ain't monitoring **** around here. So... feel free to trash talk each other I guess. I was just trying to get JB to can it with the gunboat hate. He seemed like such a cool dude but here he is, like the loudest opponent. Meanwhile he wants a Kylo shuttle?

I dunno, this whole debate seems about as silly as PWT hatred, and if y'all don't know how I feel about PWT-haters, well then...

Honestly i have not been to a forum where calling someone a crybaby or childish has resulted in a ban, (neither is it racism nor bigotry displayed by anyone). Maybe a thread lock could be the result, but with this thread i would be totally fine if its closed...

It is also not a silly thread because people want the gunboat, which is totally fine, but it IS childish to endlessly go on about it with every expansion that does not contain the gunboat...

I wonder sometimes about FTS Gecko. I've boiled it down to two scenarios:

1. He is creating and operating puppet accounts to build up his gunboat thread.

2. He sits on these forums and searches 'gunboat' constantly to find any mention of it.

In any case his antics are pretty amusing.

Why doesn't he have a Gunboat as his profile pic, then? I wonder whyyyy...

(Yes I loved the Gunboat and was like "seriously? extra solar panels?" when the TIE Defender showed up in TIE Fighter. No I do not care if it makes it into the game or not.)

If there were a gunboat profile pic available, i'd have one. Fairly sure FTS would too.

Those who know enough about me know why I have the Stormtrooper.

Alright, this thread needs to be locked. Everyone needs a god damned time out. You are all arguing over little toy space ships.

These hate threads are stupid and need to go away. And I agree that maybe the Gunboat Mafia can stand to mention The extravagant Gray antelope a little less, maybe keeping it to speculation threads about potential new ships.

But the direct name calling, and taking shots at each other.. it's not gonna lead to good things.

Let's not forget that we are all united in if not a love of Star Wars, and cool space battles but the love of the game.

Lastly, whoever dissed the X-wing series/ TIE Fighter..........

Yeah. You are just wrong, like, really, really wrong. Go home and rethink your life.

Seriously though... there are people who don't want the gunboat and are now militantly against it's inclusion in the game of Fantasy Flight Star Wars Miniatures Game?

Like... I'm stunned!

How many whiners jumped up and down about PT era ships? Oh I'll quit I'll quit! Well guess what ya droops, there is a PT era ship in the game now bizzzzatches! And what are ya gonna do? Crytomommy?! Quit pwayin' X-Wing?

Herk-a-derk, now I don't wanna gunboat because they made tee-shirts and they made the forums go bad with all their gunboat jokes. Stupid gunboat, stupid gunboat fans.

:/

Life sucks. You don't wanna gunboat? Fine, make like a TIE and FO.

Guess what? The Decimator looks like a big dumb dog face. I ****** hate the Decimator. **** the Decimator. Whose problem is that? Mine. I just won't buy one. End of story. Soblem prolved.

All done now boys? Can we put up our bottles and get back to the X-Wing?

You didn't see people endlessly posting about decimators though. I'm stunned there are people militarily for it.

I actually was trying to get a 3d printed decimator before the official announcement for it. Also I want the Gunboat exactly as much as the DX-9, escort shuttle, R-41 and a bunch of other ships. T-wing too. And Dunelizard. And Kimo. Feel free to hate on all of these if it makes you feel better.

I actually was trying to get a 3d printed decimator before the official announcement for it. Also I want the Gunboat exactly as much as the DX-9, escort shuttle, R-41 and a bunch of other ships. T-wing too. And Dunelizard. And Kimo. Feel free to hate on all of these if it makes you feel better.

Once there's a 150 page thread about them, waves worth of whining about their lack of release and people wearing passive agressive t-shirts to events asking for them, I will.

Until then, I too would love to see any ship. Even prequal ones. The difference is I appreciate what I have, not whine about what I didn't get.

Gunboat haters.
Gunboat haters everywhere.

:D

I guess that's the difference.

What you see as whining I see as diatribe. there has been a good amount of both humour and valid mechanics discussion in the Gunboat thread.

What you see as passive aggressive I see as humourous.

Well it's one thing to grow weary of the constant gunboat jokes, that's understandable, but to adamantly refuse the gunboat based on personal feelings? Wellll... you know a lot of people decried PT era ships and hate them passionately. Now we got one. I dunno, it kinda goes to show don't ya think? People were allowed to go around and complain about how they'd quit X-Wing if that ever happened...

Y'all can send your X-Wing toys to me if you were a PT hater and want to quit. Same thing goes for gunboat haters I guess. When it finally shows up and you have to ragequit don't donate, send 'em all to DC! Cards too, now don't be cheap!

We actually got a prequel era ship already in the wave 2 (Slave I)...

Well it's one thing to grow weary of the constant gunboat jokes, that's understandable, but to adamantly refuse the gunboat based on personal feelings? Wellll... you know a lot of people decried PT era ships and hate them passionately. Now we got one. I dunno, it kinda goes to show don't ya think? People were allowed to go around and complain about how they'd quit X-Wing if that ever happened...

Y'all can send your X-Wing toys to me if you were a PT hater and want to quit. Same thing goes for gunboat haters I guess. When it finally shows up and you have to ragequit don't donate, send 'em all to DC! Cards too, now don't be cheap!

We actually got a prequel era ship already in the wave 2 (Slave I)...

Prequel migrant. It appeared OT first.

Technically the YT1300, Gozanti, Y-wing, Z-95, Hounds tooth and probably more are all prequel era, but they appeared first in OT and EU sources.

The issue is that the prequel movies and the associations thereof hurt the possibility of inclusion for ships like the ARC, Eta-2, Bellyrub and N-1.

This it seems didn't stop FFG afterall.

Well it's one thing to grow weary of the constant gunboat jokes, that's understandable, but to adamantly refuse the gunboat based on personal feelings? Wellll... you know a lot of people decried PT era ships and hate them passionately. Now we got one. I dunno, it kinda goes to show don't ya think? People were allowed to go around and complain about how they'd quit X-Wing if that ever happened...

Y'all can send your X-Wing toys to me if you were a PT hater and want to quit. Same thing goes for gunboat haters I guess. When it finally shows up and you have to ragequit don't donate, send 'em all to DC! Cards too, now don't be cheap!

We actually got a prequel era ship already in the wave 2 (Slave I)...

Prequel migrant. It appeared OT first.

No, it appeared in PT first (I remember, I was at the theaters) and later was digitally inserted in the OT!

It's at this moment I'm not sure if you are being serious or not, sorry mate.

In the off chance that you are not joking: Slave 1 always was in the scene where Han was being loaded into it in ESB, and earlier follows the falcon after it floats away with all the other junk.

Additionally I totes had the toy when I was a kid.

And now we can say for sure the N-1 will come to this game.

Reasons?

1- the Rebels don't have many options left at all (Legends or canon).

2- the ship featured recently in the Galactic Civil War timeline, in the canonical Shattered Empire comics.

3- being a PT era ship didn't stop the ARC.

People just need to take this in good humour. On the Infinity forums, we've been howling for an Uhlans (a kind of mech) so long it's become a running joke. 8 years, and now we're finally getting it.

And Slave I a prequel-first ship? I think your memory is a bit off there, friend. They did overhaul a few SFX scenes with it in, though.

I wanted to post this random fact.

The last time X-wing had a release wave with no EU ships was wave 2.

The last time X-wing had a release wave with no EU content was never, (Cards referencing Maarek Stele for example). Even the Core Set had Mauler Mithel, backstabber etc.

Edited by DariusAPB

It's at this moment I'm not sure if you are being serious or not, sorry mate.

In the off chance that you are not joking: Slave 1 always was in the scene where Han was being loaded into it in ESB, and earlier follows the falcon after it floats away with all the other junk.

Additionally I totes had the toy when I was a kid.

People just need to take this in good humour. On the Infinity forums, we've been howling for an Uhlans (a kind of mech) so long it's become a running joke. 8 years, and now we're finally getting it.

And Slave I a prequel-first ship? I think your memory is a bit off there, friend. They did overhaul a few SFX scenes with it in, though.

Dang! I was wrong for all these years!

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I could swear the ship was introduced only with the new SFX scenes but no, it was always there. :(

No joke here. I'm really disturbed.

Now you excuse me. I need to make a Slave I order...

The last time X-wing had a release wave with no EU content was never, (Cards referencing Maarek Stele for example). Even the Core Set had Mauler Mithel, backstabber etc.

That's not entirely true. "Backstabber" was named DS-61-3 in Ep4 in the script. Mauler Mithel was named DS-61-2 and in the same movie.

Hey guys, let's all knock it off with the personal attacks. We want to keep this forum healthy and full of discussion. There's no place for name-calling and putting others down. We can disagree and be nice about it.

Its typical though that some established players (high post count, in general, not naming any particular ones yet.) have a tendency to start name/ noob calling the moment they don't like where a conversation is going... A bit sad :)

It's me. He's talking about me. I am the established player who is the jerk. And you know what?

... I don't like where this convo is going you noob! L2P!

Actually it wasn't you :) (in my case, and my case had nothing to do with this thread/ topic)

When's the gunboat though

I would actually sleep better at night if I knew that when I awoke I wouldn't be bombarded by inappropriate content in my X-Wing forum. When bigotry is thinly veiled as nerd rage, is it still bigotry? If I call you an idiot for playing PWTs because only babies fly PWTs have I just insulted you or have I just insulted you?

If being called a baby upsets you, maybe the internet is not somewhere you should go. It's not a safe place for you.

I hardly think the place is full of inappropriate comment, and certaonly mot the racism and bigotry you seem to think is around here. It's people slinging minor insults at each other on ocassion.

Seriously kiddo, you're barking up the wrong tree. This forum needs serious work and it's in part thanks to people like you who insist there is no problem. We have 10 pages of mudslinging here over a ******* toy but there is no problem! Hey, it's fine! So what if FFG let's people say whatever they want on their official forums! What is the worst that can happen? Well, you get a lot of negative users who think it's okay to call into question the sexual orientation, mental fitness and or intelligence of other users based on their preference for ships.

But hey, let's just continue on unabated and see what happens. Lol.

Also, thank you Darius APB. This thread does need a lock. That's all I wanted to happen. I don't care about the gunboat either way, but I do care about having a place to discuss X-Wing and make internet friends.

I would actually sleep better at night if I knew that when I awoke I wouldn't be bombarded by inappropriate content in my X-Wing forum. When bigotry is thinly veiled as nerd rage, is it still bigotry? If I call you an idiot for playing PWTs because only babies fly PWTs have I just insulted you or have I just insulted you?

If being called a baby upsets you, maybe the internet is not somewhere you should go. It's not a safe place for you.

I hardly think the place is full of inappropriate comment, and certaonly mot the racism and bigotry you seem to think is around here. It's people slinging minor insults at each other on ocassion.

Seriously kiddo, you're barking up the wrong tree. This forum needs serious work and it's in part thanks to people like you who insist there is no problem. We have 10 pages of mudslinging here over a ******* toy but there is no problem! Hey, it's fine! So what if FFG let's people say whatever they want on their official forums! What is the worst that can happen? Well, you get a lot of negative users who think it's okay to call into question the sexual orientation, mental fitness and or intelligence of other users based on their preference for ships.

But hey, let's just continue on unabated and see what happens. Lol.

Also, thank you Darius APB. This thread does need a lock. That's all I wanted to happen. I don't care about the gunboat either way, but I do care about having a place to discuss X-Wing and make internet friends.

Try real friends. Sorry if that upsets you precious.

Still waiting to see someones 'sexual orientation' or 'mental capability' brought into question based on flying a ship. Unless you think being called stupid or an idiot consititutes that.

If it does, how on earth do you survive on the big wide world? Cellophane wrapped? Never leave the house? It would explain the need for internet friends.

Until then, I too would love to see any ship. Even prequal ones. The difference is I appreciate what I have, not whine about what I didn't get.

very nicely put.

I would actually sleep better at night if I knew that when I awoke I wouldn't be bombarded by inappropriate content in my X-Wing forum. When bigotry is thinly veiled as nerd rage, is it still bigotry? If I call you an idiot for playing PWTs because only babies fly PWTs have I just insulted you or have I just insulted you?

If being called a baby upsets you, maybe the internet is not somewhere you should go. It's not a safe place for you.

I hardly think the place is full of inappropriate comment, and certaonly mot the racism and bigotry you seem to think is around here. It's people slinging minor insults at each other on ocassion.

Seriously kiddo, you're barking up the wrong tree. This forum needs serious work and it's in part thanks to people like you who insist there is no problem. We have 10 pages of mudslinging here over a ******* toy but there is no problem! Hey, it's fine! So what if FFG let's people say whatever they want on their official forums! What is the worst that can happen? Well, you get a lot of negative users who think it's okay to call into question the sexual orientation, mental fitness and or intelligence of other users based on their preference for ships.

But hey, let's just continue on unabated and see what happens. Lol.

Also, thank you Darius APB. This thread does need a lock. That's all I wanted to happen. I don't care about the gunboat either way, but I do care about having a place to discuss X-Wing and make internet friends.

Try real friends. Sorry if that upsets you precious.

Still waiting to see someones 'sexual orientation' or 'mental capability' brought into question based on flying a ship. Unless you think being called stupid or an idiot consititutes that.

If it does, how on earth do you survive on the big wide world? Cellophane wrapped? Never leave the house? It would explain the need for internet friends.

Um... okay?

See folks this is exactly what I'm talking about. I call for moderation so this exact thing doesn't happen, and what happens? I get called names. Game, set and match! What a shocker, more assholes allowed to post their drivel on FFGs forums. Awesome. Hey, at least I can spell.

By the way, I've reported you Penguin. Your attitude is exactly what is wrong with these forums. Go crawl back under your bridge.

You started with the name calling with 'kiddo'. We call that condescending, and it's very rude.

Good, glad you found the button.

I would actually sleep better at night if I knew that when I awoke I wouldn't be bombarded by inappropriate content in my X-Wing forum. When bigotry is thinly veiled as nerd rage, is it still bigotry? If I call you an idiot for playing PWTs because only babies fly PWTs have I just insulted you or have I just insulted you?

If being called a baby upsets you, maybe the internet is not somewhere you should go. It's not a safe place for you.

I hardly think the place is full of inappropriate comment, and certaonly mot the racism and bigotry you seem to think is around here. It's people slinging minor insults at each other on ocassion.

Seriously kiddo, you're barking up the wrong tree. This forum needs serious work and it's in part thanks to people like you who insist there is no problem. We have 10 pages of mudslinging here over a ******* toy but there is no problem! Hey, it's fine! So what if FFG let's people say whatever they want on their official forums! What is the worst that can happen? Well, you get a lot of negative users who think it's okay to call into question the sexual orientation, mental fitness and or intelligence of other users based on their preference for ships.

But hey, let's just continue on unabated and see what happens. Lol.

Also, thank you Darius APB. This thread does need a lock. That's all I wanted to happen. I don't care about the gunboat either way, but I do care about having a place to discuss X-Wing and make internet friends.

Try real friends. Sorry if that upsets you precious.

Still waiting to see someones 'sexual orientation' or 'mental capability' brought into question based on flying a ship. Unless you think being called stupid or an idiot consititutes that.

If it does, how on earth do you survive on the big wide world? Cellophane wrapped? Never leave the house? It would explain the need for internet friends.

Um... okay?

See folks this is exactly what I'm talking about. I call for moderation so this exact thing doesn't happen, and what happens? I get called names. Game, set and match! What a shocker, more assholes allowed to post their drivel on FFGs forums. Awesome. Hey, at least I can spell.

By the way, I've reported you Penguin. Your attitude is exactly what is wrong with these forums. Go crawl back under your bridge.

By your own whining you've suggested there is no moderation. Good luck hoping the Report button does anything.