It's been posted before, but was lost when the forum went down.

Back and udderly delightful (just like this forum!)

You must now put googly eyes on,

You must now put googly eyes on,

look into those eyes and see that they are googly...

This is an absolutely disgusting abomination and I love it

I kind of want to see an udder on the bottom- or at least paint the top peg pink. ;-)

I kind of want to see an udder on the bottom- or at least paint the top peg pink. ;-)

That would make it look simply ridiculous

I kind of want to see an udder on the bottom- or at least paint the top peg pink. ;-)

That would make it look udderly ridiculous

Fixed

I actually like the painted eyes better than googly. The painted eyes stare into your soul.