Abracadabra

By charlesanakin, in X-Wing

I'm... not sure I'm convinced. Why would you breed a small, yapping dog for guard duty when you could breed a large, barking dog that can also put up a fight if it needs to?

I've tried to post this 3 times, but my phone ate it all 3 times.

Tl;Dr:

Chihuahuas are named after a Mexican State that is named after a desert. Big dogs don't do well in deserts.

Sure, you're not going to be very successful breeding for a Great Dane in northern Mexico. But jackals weigh 20 pounds, coyotes are 25 or so, dingoes are 30-40, and African wild dogs weigh up to 50. All of those do just fine in the desert--so clearly chihuahuas are nowhere near the ceiling the ecosystem can support.

well according to this:

http://articles.latimes.com/1999/oct/25/local/me-26167

chihuahuas are good watchdogs (they'll detect an intruder and bark) rather than guard dogs. big dogs aren't always the smartest dogs, and small dogs who are good at smelling can alert you of an intruder. plus they don't eat as much as a big dog and they double as cuddly pets I imagine.

I am the originator of the Chihuahua Storm. The name was a group effort by the group of players who first saw me run it at a Store Championship the weekend after Wave 8 hit in mid-March. People have free will and can technically point to a pair of socks and call them Oreo cookies, but that doesn't make the socks chocolatey wafers filled with delicious creamy white lard.

5x Green Squadron Pilot + Adaptability + Crack Shot + Autothrusters + Chardaan Refit + A-Wing Test Pilot = Chihuahua Storm (or, more briefly, Chihuahuas).

Thank you for visiting the thread. It's an honor to have the original Mr. Chihuahua here. My question is: Why did it end up being called Chihuahua Storm? What's the story, reasoning?

Guys thank you all so much. This may be the whackiest, most all over the place random thread ever. Even if nobody cared about or even mentioned my original idea, ever. I've enjoyed the guard dogs, Mexican states and deserts, loathing of Abracadabra (see what I did there), visiting dignitaries (creator of 5 A's) and even the completely unrelated Clinton dialogue. It's been...., just, thanks

Buying sets only (no ebay)

3x Rebel Aces (3 GSP, 9 Chardaan and 6 title)

2x A-Wing (the other 2 GSP)

3x Starviper (6 AT)

3x Mist Huntard (6 Adapt)

5x Kihraxz (5 cracks)

Guys thank you all so much. This may be the whackiest, most all over the place random thread ever. Even if nobody cared about or even mentioned my original idea, ever. I've enjoyed the guard dogs, Mexican states and deserts, loathing of Abracadabra (see what I did there), visiting dignitaries (creator of 5 A's) and even the completely unrelated Clinton dialogue. It's been...., just, thanks

Wait, I am just looking for a transition to the breeding behaviour of transatlantic caribous

(but think it will still end up with Hillary Clinton)

Buying sets only (no ebay)

3x Rebel Aces (3 GSP, 9 Chardaan and 6 title)

2x A-Wing (the other 2 GSP)

3x Starviper (6 AT)

3x Mist Huntard (6 Adapt)

5x Kihraxz (5 cracks)

I think Crackshot also comes in the YV-666.

I don't get the development of this thread:

Abracadabra - Chihuahuas - Hillary Clinton??

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I scrolled past this pic too quick and thought it was a phallus. Geez. I gotta stop eating suggestively shaped breakfast fare!

I love the list, and I hate rats on strings. Therefore I will call it the A-wing crack swarm.

A5s crack :0

Edited by quasistellar

I love the list, and I hate rats on strings. Therefore I will call it the A-wing crack swarm.

Nah doesn't work because there's no black squadron a-wings, with no racial connotations the humour isn't there.

A-Team. Watch the music video. Really sad, but the crack is there.

Or call em Plumbers Crack, they take care of problems with toilets.

Buying sets only (no ebay)

3x Rebel Aces (3 GSP, 9 Chardaan and 6 title)

2x A-Wing (the other 2 GSP)

3x Starviper (6 AT)

3x Mist Huntard (6 Adapt)

5x Kihraxz (5 cracks)

I think Crackshot also comes in the YV-666.

Yeah I think $15 Kihraxz vs $40 Hounds Tooth will answer that.

120 for Aces, 30 for As, 120 for vipers and hunters,75 for Ks. Plus core and playmats and whatever else.

345 bucks...that's a little pricey for yappy dogs. How many real chihuahuas will that buy?

Nah doesn't work because there's no black squadron a-wings, with no racial connotations the humour isn't there.

I had literally never thought of that before. Now that you bring it up, it's disgusting, and I'll not be using it.

Hmm. maybe something else...

Five star?

TripleA, or PintupleA?

CrAck Shot?

Ack(Bar)'s Cracks?

Concentrate all fire on that super star destroyer?

Too late?

Hawaii Five-A?

Greenhorns?

210mmx148mm?

A*/A-Stars?

Greenscreen?

AAAAARGH?

Harm Swarm?

Actually, Greenhorns doesn't sound too bad!

Ackbar's crack sharks!

Buying sets only (no ebay)

3x Rebel Aces (3 GSP, 9 Chardaan and 6 title)

2x A-Wing (the other 2 GSP)

3x Starviper (6 AT)

3x Mist Huntard (6 Adapt)

5x Kihraxz (5 cracks)

I think Crackshot also comes in the YV-666.

Yeah I think $15 Kihraxz vs $40 Hounds Tooth will answer that.

120 for Aces, 30 for As, 120 for vipers and hunters,75 for Ks. Plus core and playmats and whatever else.

345 bucks...that's a little pricey for yappy dogs. How many real chihuahuas will that buy?

Of course many of us coincidentally own many of these already. Nonetheless it's a steeply priced list to assemble.

I call it Crack 5 , the Crack swarm I call it Crack 6, basically depends on how many Shots I need to crack in.

I've never built a Crack 5 variant for TIE fighter so there's that.

I just have to say:

Abarkadarka

I call it Crack 5 , the Crack swarm I call it Crack 6, basically depends on how many Shots I need to crack in.

I've never built a Crack 5 variant for TIE fighter so there's that.

So it's fair to say you like cracking one off on a regular basis?

I call it Crack 5 , the Crack swarm I call it Crack 6, basically depends on how many Shots I need to crack in.

I've never built a Crack 5 variant for TIE fighter so there's that.

So it's fair to say you like cracking one off on a regular basis?

ah fart jokes... they make everyone laugh. :P

"Hernan Cortés wrote, in a 1520 letter, that the Aztecs raised and sold the little dogs as food.[6]"

Dont play with your food

"Hernan Cortés wrote, in a 1520 letter, that the Aztecs raised and sold the little dogs as food.[6]"

Dont play with your food

Chihuahuas don't seem to have enough on them for good eating, but they can plump up quickly when over fed. I've got two of the little shitters and they will eat anything you give them. It's a constant battle to keep other people from feeding them and making them far. Yes, fat chihuahuas, it's sad. I

The worst is when they get those old gnarled crooked teeth. Their was no hope for the redemption of chihuahuas once Paris Hilton put one in a purse.

Crackheads

the A-wing prototypes in the EU were called Spearheads.

To become more serious:

Which adaptability side you would take if you encounter 3x jumpmasters (PS3) with your A-wing swarm?

PS2 to block

PS4 to shoot first

A mixture of both

?