Abracadabra

By charlesanakin, in X-Wing

Since the Crackshot A-Wing swarm has become become a serious meta threat it has been known as "Chihuahuas". I get it. They're quick, yappy and annoying. However, this name is simply inadequate.

I propose that the A-Wing Crack swarm be known as Abracadabra. A-br-A-c-A-d-A-br-A. It has 5 A's, it makes your Evades disappear with Crackshot and makes your ships disappear as it wipes you off the mat.

Who's with me?

Ummmmmm. Errrrrrr. Idk.

What's that little thing in jabbas palas that laughed? Those.

Chihuahuas perfectly describes how annoying that list is to me.

I feel like Abracadabra gives too much respect.

Well it has won a couple of Regionals so I wouldn't overlook it.

What's that little thing in jabbas palas that laughed? Those.

It's a Kowakian lizard-monkey named Salacious Crumb.

What's that little thing in jabbas palas that laughed? Those.

It's a Kowakian lizard-monkey named Salacious Crumb.

I don't know which is worse: that I knew his name or that I now know what kind of creature he is.

What's that little thing in jabbas palas that laughed? Those.

It's a Kowakian lizard-monkey named Salacious Crumb.

I don't know which is worse: that I knew his name or that I now know what kind of creature he is.

Sounds like the name of a porno-grind band.

I saw RotJ when I was like 4 at a drive-in, and Crumb is what I remember most. That guy made me laugh so hard as a kid. I liked him better than Ewoks.

Well it has won a couple of Regionals so I wouldn't overlook it.

Oh I'm not overlooking it, I just hate flying against it.

It's the same reason why people call 3 Scouts "Triple Toilet Seats" instead of "Wolf Pack."

Well it has won a couple of Regionals so I wouldn't overlook it.

Oh I'm not overlooking it, I just hate flying against it.

It's the same reason why people call 3 Scouts "Triple Toilet Seats" instead of "Wolf Pack."

They may call Scouts toilet seats, but JM15K is quicker to write.

And about abrakadabra, it's clever, but yeah Chihuahuas is still aptly named and quicker to say.

Well it has won a couple of Regionals so I wouldn't overlook it.

Oh I'm not overlooking it, I just hate flying against it.

It's the same reason why people call 3 Scouts "Triple Toilet Seats" instead of "Wolf Pack."

They may call Scouts toilet seats, but JM15K is quicker to write.

And about abrakadabra, it's clever, but yeah Chihuahuas is still aptly named and quicker to say.

Depends how quickly you say it.

Cheers

Baaa

Who's with me?

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Well it has won a couple of Regionals so I wouldn't overlook it.

Oh I'm not overlooking it, I just hate flying against it.

It's the same reason why people call 3 Scouts "Triple Toilet Seats" instead of "Wolf Pack."

They may call Scouts toilet seats, but JM15K is quicker to write.

And about abrakadabra, it's clever, but yeah Chihuahuas is still aptly named and quicker to say.

JM15K is super annoying to write, I think I can type toilet seats faster :P

Did someone say dab? ;)

If anything it should be changed to Green Achers(Ache as in Pain in the a$$)

I call them what-the-eff-how-does-this-win-two-regionals-man-i-still-think-awings-are-shite. Or wtehdtwtrmistaas for short.

Hmm. maybe something else...

Five star?

TripleA, or PintupleA?

CrAck Shot?

Ack(Bar)'s Cracks?

Concentrate all fire on that super star destroyer?

Too late?

Hawaii Five-A?

Greenhorns?

210mmx148mm?

A*/A-Stars?

Greenscreen?

AAAAARGH?

Harm Swarm?

Actually, Greenhorns doesn't sound too bad!

Mosquitoes > Chihuahuas

its painful how many Rebel Aces, A wings, K-Fighters, and Mist hunters you need for this build....

Well it has won a couple of Regionals so I wouldn't overlook it.

Oh I'm not overlooking it, I just hate flying against it.

It's the same reason why people call 3 Scouts "Triple Toilet Seats" instead of "Wolf Pack."

They may call Scouts toilet seats, but JM15K is quicker to write.

And about abrakadabra, it's clever, but yeah Chihuahuas is still aptly named and quicker to say.

JM15K is super annoying to write, I think I can type toilet seats faster :P

Is it the capitalization that makes it longer? It could be optional. If you are on a phone it's worse to type, but on a keyboard... They are both easy I guess. JM15K just looks better.

its painful how many Rebel Aces, A wings, K-Fighters, and Mist hunters you need for this build....

Yes, the third rebel aces pack is what gets me. I need to borrow a title.

Did someone say dab? ;)

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Ugh, say what you want about her policy, but why can't Hillary be as cool as Bill? Such a letdown.

A bit of respect for the Chihuahua, please. These dogs are _amazing_ at doing what they were bread for.

They're guard dogs. They were meant to walk around a villa at night- in a pack. When they saw an intruder (really: think Zorro here, as that's the right general time/place for the yappy doggies), they would start running and yapping, loudly. The yapping is impossible to ignore and wakes everyone in the area. _way_ more annoying than a car alarm.

Unlike a car alarm, though, a Chihuahua will chase down and hold onto an intruder. Not one Chihuahua, a pack of them. 4-5 of them. They chaese, they catch, they bite, they _don't let go_. A small dog may or may not break your skin, but they _will_ hobble you. And if a couple of them are on someone and not letting go, that person is not going to run away all that easily.

So, yes: annoying in a purse. But awesome as pack hunters. Totally appropriate name for a group of A-Wings.