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What does Salacious Crumb get his master when fish is on the menu for dinner?

What does Jango's son have when daddy won't buy him his favorite tapioca drink?

Came up with each of those on my own (although I figure that they have probably occurred to other people independently).

Feel free to add your own.

Why is princess Leai Organa more impressed by Prince Xizor's Star Viper than his advances.

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