How to whine (without looking like an immature fool).

By DanDoulogos, in X-Wing

About Satire, no one did it better than Kurt Vonnegut.

I had to Google the dude. I'll take your word on this.

About Satire, no one did it better than Kurt Vonnegut.

I had to Google the dude. I'll take your word on this.
;)

About Satire, no one did it better than Kurt Vonnegut.

I had to Google the dude. I'll take your word on this.
difference between your post and Vonnegut's writing? His satire was clever, didn't need to be explained and, best of all, worked ;)

Clearly I need more practice. Thanks for your support.

About Satire, no one did it better than Kurt Vonnegut.

I had to Google the dude. I'll take your word on this.
difference between your post and Vonnegut's writing? His satire was clever, didn't need to be explained and, best of all, worked ;)
Clearly I need more practice. Thanks for your support.
;)

Like any version of humor, if you had to explain it, it didn't work. That said, forums are such a fickle place that one mans satire is another mans complaint, so the issue could well be on our side. Thank you, however, for an entertaining thread.

Very simple infact:

1) You pick up your unstable crossguard red lightsaber.

2) Turn it on.

3) Then you explode in complete and utter rage; violently smashing every console in your near vicinity to bits with your saber.

4) Turn it off.

Then you just move along with your business☺️