Beautiful spring night. 4 am. A fast visit to the toilet and a look throught the window...eyes in the night. A cat in my garden...mmmm. Who are you???. Ragtag and battlescared, a bad boy in the town. Ok. He looks into my eyes but no evade.

Laser time. My minis laser is not near, but an old army painter laser ruler is HERE. Your first laser chase, my dangerous friend. 5 minutes up and down. Killer mood. Well, my friend, you have won half a can of tuna. Will you return tonight?

And sorry, this was a 100% off topic but missed.

I'll forgive you on account of being amused

He will bring friends and they may not be cats. Behind a local movie theater is a combined herd of cats, raccoons, and opossum all living with each other.

We have an 'Off Topic' subforum for a reason.

We have thread titles for a reason too. I don't mind this one.

That meme lol.

Best Babysitting tool ever. So much easier than chasing children. This small device literally makes them come to you when you need them or makes them run away when you need a millisecond of peace and quiet.

What if the baby looks up at you though?

Also. In dumb news today: First thing I did with my new laser was hold it the wrong way and shine it for a second straight into my eye.

Anyone know if this causes much damage?

What if the baby looks up at you though?

Also. In dumb news today: First thing I did with my new laser was hold it the wrong way and shine it for a second straight into my eye.

Anyone know if this causes much damage?

If you play with it you could go blind

A few seconds with a hobby low power laser, no.problem. Better NOT but no medical problem, so do not worry.

No sign of the night warrior.

Beautiful spring night. 4 am. A fast visit to the toilet and a look throught the window...eyes in the night. A cat in my garden...mmmm. Who are you???. Ragtag and battlescared, a bad boy in the town. Ok. He looks into my eyes but no evade.

Laser time. My minis laser is not near, but an old army painter laser ruler is HERE. Your first laser chase, my dangerous friend. 5 minutes up and down. Killer mood. Well, my friend, you have won half a can of tuna. Will you return tonight?

And sorry, this was a 100% off topic but missed.

So now it knows why your name's Hexdot.

What if the baby looks up at you though?

Also. In dumb news today: First thing I did with my new laser was hold it the wrong way and shine it for a second straight into my eye.

Anyone know if this causes much damage?

If you play with it you could go blind

I tought that was for masturbation?