Weasel knocks out CERN's powerful particle accelerator - CNN

https://apple.news/ANjLB5m1IQKOy_MoqrAYHRQ

Great, just what the world needs - a weasel version of Dr Manhattan

Didn't turn out too well for the weasel.

AGAIN?

This stuff keeps happening!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/large-hadron-collider/6514155/Large-Hadron-Collider-broken-by-bread-dropped-by-passing-bird.html

Mother nature is trying to take this thing out for some reason...