Just wanted to mention that X-Wing Miniatures is 99% about having fun with your friends ,played around a kitchen table,listening to some music,sipping some bourbon,and cracking wise.
Try not to get overly concerned about the recent threads about a tournament issue that only affects a tiny handful of people that enjoy the competitive scene.
Sure....it's a big deal ....for them.
But not for us.
Our biggest concern has more to do with selecting a maneuver that can get our ship around the pretzel crumbs.
Or... How to resolve the issue of when a housecat jumps in the play area...
We do not concern ourselves with the minutia regarding defenders being 2 points overcosted.
We do not fret the fact that k wings are sold out everywhere because somebody wanted all the TLT cards.
We certainly do not care....at all...if some secretive office in Minnesota made a bad decision about some sort of tournament scoring Swiss cheese intentional pencil drawings top cut top dog top gun top chef big 8 pairing parsnips.
It doesn't matter.
Play your defenders.
Write down your TLT on a napkin
Ignore the recent roar around here.
We don't care.
We play casual games,for fun.
We drink whiskey,we laugh, we fly through crumbs and cat hair.we are the elite. There is no 'community'.(or...uh..spoon).
We do not fly casual. We ARE casual.
To us..MOV means "MOV OVER ,I can't reach my drool stained and bent up cardboard range ruler I've had for 3years"
A 'bye' is something you say to your girlfriend's mother for letting you play spaceships in their kitchen until 2 a.m.
A challenge coin is the quarter you found under a car seat so you could plug the meter at the coffee house where you jot down squad ideas.
That's it.
That's this game.
Don't sweat the drama. It's a big deal for them,and we genuinely feel bad for those affected and who are going through a rough patch . but its not for us.
Enough of that. Here's this week's battle report,pay attention to my super elite information. Try to learn something:
Round 1- played against a fella who likes the way the millennium falcon squirts steam when it's parked at cloud city. He loaded it with high end upgrades like some stupid hipster pale ale and a pizza with green peppers.
I was flying a highly tuned scum aces squad with that butterfly looking soontir fel ship but I turned it into whisper with a cloaking device and some duct tape.
I totally won that tournament because my last ship to die was Graz the hunter.and I took home a pretty epic lrize package including 2 leftover pieces of the green pepper pizza.
That's about that then.