I mean seriously. If you like Mass Effect that much start a thread about it, or perhaps there are discussion forums dedicated to that particular universe. I can't give you a good follow up because I only played the first Mass Effect and don't have enough memory of other characters' names to be able to keep it in context or whatever.

So if you are trolling - grow up.

If you are just crazy about Mass Effect, find a better outlet.

If you are going to ignore this, don't.

If you are happy and you know it? Clap your hands.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite thread on the x-wing forums.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite thread on the x-wing forums.

Shepard.

Femshep

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite thread on the x-wing forums.

Shepard.

Wrex.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite thread on the x-wing forums.

Shepard.

Wrex.

Shepard.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite thread on the x-wing forums.

Shepard.

Wrex.

Shepard.

Wrex.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite thread on the x-wing forums.

Shepard.

Wrex.

Shepard.

Wrex.

Shepard.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite thread on the x-wing forums.

Shepard.

Wrex.

Shepard.

Wrex.

Shepard.

Wrex.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite thread on the x-wing forums.

Shepard.

Wrex.

Shepard.

Wrex.

Shepard.

Wrex.

Shepard.

Wrex.

Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Assuming direct control.

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!

BOSH'TET!

Do you hear that hum? Is that just me?

"I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian. I've studies species Turian, Asari, and Batarian. I'm quite good a genetics. It's a subset of biology because I am an expert, which I know is a tautology. My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian. I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian!"

Huh?

I liked Bohemian Rhapsody till one local radio station over-played it one summer.

When I see, "Shepard" and "Bounty Hunter" showing up repetitively in the meta of the "Three Word Story" post, I get the same vibe. It stopped being cool a while back.

Only slightly less annoying is the appalling lack of respect for English grammar. Nothing arrests the flow of a collective story like a comment from someone who either doesn't understand how language works, or just couldn't be bothered to post something coherent.

I don't really care one way or the other. I'm not the boss of the Internet, and I am not really all that offended by anyone's lack of wit or intelligence - it just makes for boring reading.

Baaa

Wrex.

Shepard.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite thread on the x-wing forums.

Shepard.

Wrex.

Shepard.

Wrex.

Shepard.

Wrex.

Shepard.

Wrex.

Shepard.

Garrus.

Crabbok, couldn't agree more I've nearly given up on three word story. Was tempted to hit the ignore button, but realised that would cause havoc with flow.

At least on this thread Shephard fetishists can post to their heart's content.

Three word story has been a lot of fun at times, but it has been destroyed for some time now by repetitive irrelevant memes, utter incoherence or lack of flow, and just some just ignoring previous posts to throw in whatever the feel like. It's quite sad really, but not in a funny way....

Wrex.

Shepard.

Garrus.

Tali 'Zorah Vas Normandy