I like 'em...

I love 'em...

I want ... to find one to have a meaningful relationship with.

I feel your pain.

Pfft why buy a cow when there's free milk so easily available.

Pfft why buy a cow when there's free milk so easily available.

But what if I am lactose intolerant?!?

Pfft why buy a cow when there's free milk so easily available.

But what if I am lactose intolerant?!?

Then you're into guys and I can't offer you any advise on that sorry.

If my wife wanted to play on board game night then I wouldn't have my "guy's night". But then she wouldn't have a night to go shopping and spend lots of cash on clothes she'll only wear once.

It's a catch 22.

I met a woman recently, she's pretty cool. Took her out on a date, played a little Cards Against Humanity with her and Rando Cardrissian. Last night we had our second date, went out to eat then came back to my house and watched This Is Spinal Tap on Laserdisc and cuddled.

If she doesn't like X-Wing, I'd be fine. It would be super cool if she was though. Ideas for introductory squads?

I met a woman recently, she's pretty cool. Took her out on a date, played a little Cards Against Humanity with her and Rando Cardrissian. Last night we had our second date, went out to eat then came back to my house and watched This Is Spinal Tap on Laserdisc and cuddled.

If she doesn't like X-Wing, I'd be fine. It would be super cool if she was though. Ideas for introductory squads?

Good on ya. What happens if you find out she likes flying Soontir Fel and a Decimator though?

I met a woman recently, she's pretty cool. Took her out on a date, played a little Cards Against Humanity with her and Rando Cardrissian. Last night we had our second date, went out to eat then came back to my house and watched This Is Spinal Tap on Laserdisc and cuddled.

If she doesn't like X-Wing, I'd be fine. It would be super cool if she was though. Ideas for introductory squads?

I would use a squad with protection. Maybe a Biggs Darklighter. It glows in the dark.

I met a woman recently, she's pretty cool. Took her out on a date, played a little Cards Against Humanity with her and Rando Cardrissian. Last night we had our second date, went out to eat then came back to my house and watched This Is Spinal Tap on Laserdisc and cuddled.

If she doesn't like X-Wing, I'd be fine. It would be super cool if she was though. Ideas for introductory squads?

Good on ya. What happens if you find out she likes flying Soontir Fel and a Decimator though?

I'm not opposed to flying gam ruining stuff myself in order to prove how broken it is. If that's what she were to enjoy flying the most, it would prove my point that any new player can just be handed a turret and green hard 2 to victory Fel and do well.

For a while I flew 86 double Phantom back in the day. I won a Store Championship this season with a 59 point Boba and 38 point Vader. I'd always move last with my hyper pilot skill and 3 point initiative bid. I'd drop an unavoidable proton bomb, pull off some ridiculous boost, laugh, and then say to my opponent, "See, you don't have to be good at this game, all that matters is that you have higher pilot skill and boost."

Nevermind, she seems to not want to hang out with me anymore because I she wants kids one day and I told her I had a vasectomy and never want kids on our first date. I shouldn't have said anything, this way I'd be non-lonely for a longer period of time.

There are is no such thing as a childfree woman. They just have cats instead of human babies, I'm doomed.