That title pretty much says it all but the gauntlet has been thrown.

Stalker.

Why? Weird.

Come on, Pao, now you're just getting weirder...

I'll give a bet 5:1 on Paul Heaver winning the match. Anyone else want to take me up on this?

I'll give a bet 5:1 on Paul Heaver winning the match. Anyone else want to take me up on this?

That's a suckers bet. But I would like to know what the heck is a "poke".

I'll give a bet 5:1 on Paul Heaver winning the match. Anyone else want to take me up on this?

That's a suckers bet. But I would like to know what the heck is a "poke".

That title pretty much says it all but the gauntlet has been thrown.

Hello?? Mister "I'd like to buy a vowel?" thestggrwng? What the heck is that even supposed to mean?

"The Stagger Wing?" What, are you always drunk when you play X-wing? That might explain why you have never accomplished anything of significance in this game despite having played it since its inception.

Or maybe it's an acronym? "Try Harder, Especially Since The Good-looking Girls Really Want Nerdy Guys." Pop quiz, hot shot. What did Yoda say about trying? Based on your history, I would say most girls put you in the "Do not" category.

And poking Paul and me on Facebook? What are you a 12-year-old girl now? Grow up, man! It's a good thing I only do charity tournaments now, because there are so few venues left that have the table space where we could both play X-wing and not violate my restraining order against you.

And then you come onto the FFG Forums and post a thread about it? Like there aren't a bazillion threads already on here? And how many of those have you contributed something positive to the community? Exactly. None. And rightfully, the community mostly ignores your posts. Mostly.

The people reading this thread want their time back. Everyone on these forums is now dumber for having read this thread. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

*Disclaimer* FFG/Asmodee employee: Jim Blakley and I have been playing games together for over 10 years, enough that I know how to spell his name correctly, (even if it's the wrong way it should be spelled.) He has promised to name his first-born after me, but he's 30, and that still hasn't happened, so don't hold your breath. Anyway, about every 3rd word in this post is said in jest. See if you can guess which ones. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. Have a good day.

Had me going there!

Did you poke him back, Doug? I totally poked him back. That'll teach him!

Did you poke him back, Doug? I totally poked him back. That'll teach him!

I did. I posted a poke selfie on his wall.

This thread went from inexplicable to must-follow.