HALP

By DraconPyrothayan, in X-Wing

Wait? We've got the doom of Mai Tais! Quick, Stand near them so they shrivel and die!

I made a list that represents these spambots.

IG-88B and IG-88A w/

Munitions Failsafe

Swarm Tactics

Mangler Cannon

Mangler Cannon

Accuracy Corrector

IG-2000

They are super inefficient and probably would never win a game, but they would be super annoying nonetheles.

Fire Mangler, change hit to crit, cancel dice, fire Mangler, change hit to crit, cancel dice, fire Mangler, change hit to crit, cancel dice, fire Mangler, change hit to crit, cancel dice....

Edited by Caboose2900

This has been entertaining.

Mods should be on this within the hour.

This has been entertaining.

Mods should be on this within the hour.

They already are as it has stopped finally.

who slipped the mods so ju?

Wait? We've got the doom of Mai Tais! Quick, Stand near them so they shrivel and die!

Now we just need to deal with the Doom of Mai Tai's having 900 wounds...

The guns... They've stopped.

Let us have a moment of slience for those lost in the spam attack of 03/31/16. A date which will live in infamy

Edited by Salted Diamond

I'm so happy to see this thread survived the night.

Well done everyone. :)

Let us have a moment of slience for those lost in the spam attack of 03/31/16. A date which will live in infamy

Edited by Sentinal

This will be a day long remembered, it has seen the end of spam, it will soon se the end of this thread.
(

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh… everything's perfectly alright now.

We're fine.

We're all fine here now, thank you.

How are you?

(Thank you for your patience, X-Wing community!)

Patience? This has been the most entertainment I've had from the forums in a while. :-)

We've got just a simple question: what beats Spam better? Assault Moderation Missiles? Autobanster cannons? Seismic threadclearer mines?

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh… everything's perfectly alright now.

We're fine.

We're all fine here now, thank you.

How are you?

(Thank you for your patience, X-Wing community!)

We looked to your coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, we looked at the East, and there you came, with the mod army, to charge against those spammers. Beautiful.

Edited by Chetote

Well, that was pretty cool... come into the forums and all I can see is spam, and by the time I made it through this entertaining thread, the storm was over and the "Threadfall" had burned away. Sorry for what you guys endured, but it made for a good read. Now... on to the Open... and hoping for some coverage!

Grayfax i think it was "threadwing"

What happened? I wake up, and everyone is talking about a spam attack.

Grayfax i think it was "threadwing"

I was going for Pern... I guess I missed by a bit...

What happened? I wake up, and everyone is talking about a spam attack.

Grayfax i think it was "threadwing"

I was going for Pern... I guess I missed by a bit...

I've read the Pern books, I caught the reference

Think there's a way to mod D&D Attack Wing to be Penn?

Probably... but I'm all in with X-Wing. I don't need another game that does similar things that I will like less...

Likewise. Though at least most of the dragon models look cool, unlike the Star Trek models.