HALP

By DraconPyrothayan, in X-Wing

Hold on.... it got quiet...... TOO QUIET....

Its like millions of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced started screaming nonsense at the top of their lungs.

It's not actually nonsense, just characters most of us are not familiar with.

At what rate can the FFG webmasters deal with this? Why is this happening, Where's my Drama?

They will probably just reset the forums back a day or so. It's too much to clean up at this point.

Have they finally surrendered their attack, and left us to die with their terrible spam

One of those guests was me. For some reason my phone stopped remembering my log in. Sorry to disappoint.

Happened to a bunch of us yesterday.

Me two. Seems ok now though.

Was my minor inconvenience related to the terrible spam attack henceforth known as 31/03?

Its like millions of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced started screaming nonsense at the top of their lungs.

It's not actually nonsense, just characters most of us are not familiar with.

Still getting new posts.

Rules is getting hit too

Nope 5 bots going strong.

This is not going to stop any time soon its already been going over 6 hours if not more!

Edited by Diggs Sparklighter

Sorry guys. This is my fault.

I declared war on Korea in Starcraft II yesterday.

Ugh it seems to be just in the X-Wing stuff.

Its like millions of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced started screaming nonsense at the top of their lungs.

It's not actually nonsense, just characters most of us are not familiar with.

That doesn't exclude it being nonsense. Have you ever tried reading email caught by your spam filter? May be in English, but still nonsense.

Its like millions of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced started screaming nonsense at the top of their lungs.

It's not actually nonsense, just characters most of us are not familiar with.

That doesn't exclude it being nonsense. Have you ever tried reading email caught by your spam filter? May be in English, but still nonsense.
i translated it, and it turns out that the spammers just smashed their Korean keyboard, with the post ending up in complete gibberish

Really? I got "I am spammer, I have tiny peen".

In all seriousness though*. I still maintain that if North Korea kidnapped some of Blizzards Devs and created Starcraft III, the entire South Korea would defect, leading to a united communist zerg.

kekekekeke

*I might be lying.

Edited by DariusAPB

The attack continues.

We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger.

You guys need to slow down. I can't reload the page fast enough to keep up with the pitiful excuse for Internet known as hospital wifi.

FFG save us from this tragic turn of events!

how pathetic do you have to be in order to spam a board game/miniatures website forum.

lol i can't even with how power nerd this guy must be.

Edited by PinkTaco

how pathetic do you have to be in order to spam a board game/miniatures website forum.

lol i can't even with how power nerd this guy must be.

They are desperately trying to send out a message.

A message the entire board, nay the internet can read.

"I am spammer, I have tiny peen".

Chetote, on 31 Mar 2016 - 02:22 AM, said:

Well, now seriously guys, who on this forum offended Kim Jong-Un?

With all the election talk perhaps he feared a return of Reagans 'Star Wars' program and tried to head off the problem....

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Clearly they did not like the Wave 3 announcement for Armada either.

At least they could do something useful and spam "FFG, PLEASE GIVE US THE TIE AVENGER, SKIPRAY BLASTBOAT AND XG-1 ASSAULT GUNBOAT" over and over again for a few hundred pages.

Clearly they did not like the Wave 3 announcement for Armada either.

Can't blame them, not the most exciting set of ships for a wave.

Day 14- They keep coming. We are getting low on report ammunition. Bacon rations are almost all eaten. We won't be able to resist much longer. We have retreated into our last bastion. They are scratching at the door. Pray God.

Oh dear! Here they are! Run, run for your li...