Hey, there! Hi, there! Ho, there! You're as welcome as can be!

By Alekzanter, in Star Wars: Edge of the Empire RPG

(To the theme of the Mickey Mouse Club)

Come along, and sing a song,

And join our family!

M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E!

Rey's there! Finn's there! Poe's there!

And they're not on Tatooine!

M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E!

Kylo Ren...

Take it away!

Friends don't let friends drink and post.

Friends don't let friends drink and post.

Don't be a poopy-pants, c'mon!

...stabbed his dad!

Kylo Reeeeen,

He's not sad!

Zing it!

... I think Ive seen this all before but oh how can that be?

M I C - K E Y - MOUSE

Oh dear.