Did you notice that love and star wars never seems to work out?

If you fall in love in star wars you are pretty much doomed to watch that love end tragically

Han and Leia

Aniken and Padme

Vos and Ventres (Dark Disciple)

ect

Its pretty much guaranteed that one of the lovers in the relationship will meet a tragic fate

and I'm talking about new EU not old EU (those at least had some good ones)

But now?

The only hope we have for happy love endings are

Hera and Kanaan

and

Thane and Cienna (Lost Stars)

And one of those couples is very heavily foreshadowed to not end well because of the curse of prequelitis (the disease of not being in the original films or mentioned at all in later iterations)

Which would mean the happiest outcome I can think of for love right now

-Warning Lost Stars Spoilers ahead-

Is one of the main couple being on trial for war crimes

Ah Star Wars

Love is in the air

What about Poe's parents?

What about Poe's parents?

Oh I haven't read about them

Well hey, way to beat the odds guys

we have ONE happy ending.... Good for you Poe's Parents

Well no, we don't have a happy ending.... yet. I haven't been up to date with the comics, but what's the likelihood that Poe's parents live to a health old age? I'm sure the solo family was happy for a time.....

Shmi and Snoke.

What about C3-PO and R2-D2? Their bro love has spanned 3 generations and 7 films.

What about C3-PO and R2-D2? Their bro love has spanned 3 generations and 7 films.

Are you really SURE that R2-D2 is a male?

What about C3-PO and R2-D2? Their bro love has spanned 3 generations and 7 films.

Are you really SURE that R2-D2 is a male?

Not anymore than it being a Bromance as droids. But it would change their romance type, now wouldn't it?

C3-PO: "You'll be very pleased with that one, sir. He really is in first-class condition. I've worked with him before. Here he comes."

Also, R2 has a third leg .. just saying.

What about Poe's parents?

Oh I haven't read about them

Well hey, way to beat the odds guys

we have ONE happy ending.... Good for you Poe's Parents

Great.. Poe's so awesome his parents are the only ones with a happy ending.

Boba Fett and the Sarlac. What? I can't ship those two? Fine...

Don't forget Jabba and Leia :,(

Boba Fett and the Sarlac. What? I can't ship those two? Fine...

Sorry, the Sarlacc just isn't Fett's type.

What about C3-PO and R2-D2? Their bro love has spanned 3 generations and 7 films.

Are you really SURE that R2-D2 is a male?

Uh, yeah, dude's a total player. He's constantly sticking his robo-dong into computers in space stations. Trash compactor in E4, elevator in E3, etc...

What about C3-PO and R2-D2? Their bro love has spanned 3 generations and 7 films.

Are you really SURE that R2-D2 is a male?

Uh, yeah, dude's a total player. He's constantly sticking his robo-dong into computers in space stations. Trash compactor in E4, elevator in E3, etc...

Not a happy ending for the two at all

What about C3-PO and R2-D2? Their bro love has spanned 3 generations and 7 films.

Are you really SURE that R2-D2 is a male?

Uh, yeah, dude's a total player. He's constantly sticking his robo-dong into computers in space stations. Trash compactor in E4, elevator in E3, etc...

So point made R2 totally getting it on with other robots behind poor trusting C-3POs back

Not a happy ending for the two at all

Who said they were romantically involved. I say just good buds. C#P0 is world's best Wingman .. he encourages R2 to bone the machines.

What about C3-PO and R2-D2? Their bro love has spanned 3 generations and 7 films.

Are you really SURE that R2-D2 is a male?

Uh, yeah, dude's a total player. He's constantly sticking his robo-dong into computers in space stations. Trash compactor in E4, elevator in E3, etc...

So point made R2 totally getting it on with other robots behind poor trusting C-3POs back

Not a happy ending for the two at all

Not to mention EV-9D9: Jabba's "female" supervisor droid, who's totaly not a dominatrix...

What about C3-PO and R2-D2? Their bro love has spanned 3 generations and 7 films.

Are you really SURE that R2-D2 is a male?

Uh, yeah, dude's a total player. He's constantly sticking his robo-dong into computers in space stations. Trash compactor in E4, elevator in E3, etc...

So point made R2 totally getting it on with other robots behind poor trusting C-3POs back

Not a happy ending for the two at all

Not to mention EV-9D9: Jabba's "female" supervisor droid, who's totaly not a dominatrix...

What about C3-PO and R2-D2? Their bro love has spanned 3 generations and 7 films.

Are you really SURE that R2-D2 is a male?

Uh, yeah, dude's a total player. He's constantly sticking his robo-dong into computers in space stations. Trash compactor in E4, elevator in E3, etc...

So point made R2 totally getting it on with other robots behind poor trusting C-3POs back

Not a happy ending for the two at all

Not to mention EV-9D9: Jabba's "female" supervisor droid, who's totaly not a dominatrix...

She hurts R2 so good

Turned him into a drinks dispenser.

That escalated quickly.

Ok I'll throw my hat in the ring. The Organa's who adopt Leiea. Only didn't live to old age due to the planet being blown up.

Ok I'll throw my hat in the ring. The Organa's who adopt Leiea. Only didn't live to old age due to the planet being blown up.

Not to mention poor Uncle Owen and Aunt Veru. Burned up for taking in their nephew!