You sure you wanna do that?

By Darkcloak, in X-Wing

Dengar and R5-P8.

A match made in hell?

No you say? Well, you're wrong sorry. It is a match made in hell. Everyone pause and take a moment to thank the everliving hootenannies that Dengar didn't go the way of Boba Fett. Could you imagine this ragged-up freeze brain truckin' alongside the Emperor? Yikes. Oh look, my R5-P8 roll turned up a crit, guess that's a hit. Zap. Sorry. You just got shot by a junked out Astromech with a blaster welded onto it's drink serving arm. How funny is that? So thank goodness for that! It's bad enough when that plucky droid zaps you on his own, there is no need for more hijinx. R5-P8 is basically an extension of Dengars pilot ability, which, in case you haven't heard, is absolutely the worst. What's better than blasting fools with a salvaged astro? Watching people sadly skip their ace pilots shooting step because you have them in arc at range two with a monkeyed-up target lock and a cheese eating two point torpedo in your launch tubes screaming "COME AT ME BREW!" in a hilariously squeaky voice. Now THAT, is worth all the frozen bovine breast milk in the world!

Don't forget your action on the way down, Han.

nonononono

this is r5-p8:

nonononono

THIS is R5-P8: