The next Battlefield in the works from EA

By Black Knight Leader, in X-Wing Off-Topic

The company that brought you Battlefield 4 and Star Wars Battlefront EA has been working on a new more epic Battlefield game. A game so epic in scale, grand in gameplay, awesome in its rich background, it will change the way you look at any Battlefield / Front, rather any first person shooter game ever made.

Put down your Star Wars Battlefronts, put down you Battlefields, say goodbye to your HALOs. Take a look at the future of First Person Shooters.

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As a Psychlo your job is to kill all humans and if your lucky, find, capture, interrogate, and then kill the humans masters, a race known as "Dogs." Enslave the humans, capture their bases in the most epic king of the hill style game mode created for any game.

Fight in a... GOLF PARK!!!

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Do battle in the deadly deserts or even the haunted cities of the damned!

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Ether way your a lose, because you never find the gold in this game mode. Hint the Gold is in Fort Knox.

Be warned that despite having weapons of such great power, if you are killed by a human once it will go on your recorded that "You were shot by Man Animal." And that is something you cant get wiped off your ledger.

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As the filthy man animal you are cursed with the fact that you can use Harriers that are in perfect condition despite not being maintained for hundreds of years, and you have been trained how to use Psychlos weapons and vehicles.

Umm ok legit drawback to fighting Psychlos, in team death match they have the natural ability to fart 100 megaton fission bombs. TAKE THAT MAN ANIMAL!

Unlike the Psychlos you have three super-beings you can choose to back that will grant special abilities to your fighting forces, so long as everyone picks the same super-being!

Take your choice between 76, sometimes it works with 7 11. ls.jpg

With the 76 you have the ability to have guzzaline fights with your neighbors and then relax with a fresh Seven up icey after a hard days work mining for gold and some how chizzling it just right that it looks like a polished minted gold brick.

Real *** HARD WORK!

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The Vampire Bunnies! Black and White, Vampires and Bunnies, DEATH and LIFE!!!! Its has come full circle, and you will complete your enemies circle of life by throwing rapid attack rabbits with sharp filed teeth at the Psychlos. Also for some reason all the woman in your faction are the most beautiful ever. The Vampire Rabbit works in mysterious ways!!!

Lastly but not least is the cult of the Pink Cupcake Maker Baker Killer Thriller! aka P.C.M.B.K.T. Pronounced Peaked, the CMB are all silent.

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You are the most self sufficient, resourceful, stealthy assassins of Battlefield Earth, your enemies shriek in terror when it is time for your forces to come out of the shadows and make a frontal assault! The last words they hear from the P.C.M.B.K.T before they leave this cruel world is P A R T Y C A N N O N!

Battlefield Earth Comes out this Christmas, preorder to gain exclusive access to the Psychlos LamboPsychoTron attack vehicles built with the use of Psycho-Schematics. Humans will have access to the fourth Faction, disciples of Dr. Chaos.

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Edited by Black Knight Leader

At first I was gonna comment that it's fake because it doesn't have an EA logo in the title( like "Star Wars Battlefront: EA")
But then...

Battlefield EArth

glorious

:o

For those of you who haven't seen the movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8tngzS_vHs

And if your hungry please pick up some McDs, drive through only! Going anywhere else, or not through the drive through could get you killed...

Edited by Black Knight Leader