Why is he just shooting at trees?

To be fair, it looks like the trees are shooting back.

Don't know about everyone else but I'm always getting shot at by trees. Especially bad as I live near some woods

I live in the northeast USA, and squirrels have pelted with acorns as I walked through the woods. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the squirrels had access to much heavier ordnance (evidence: Return of the Jedi).

Why is he just shooting at trees?

To be fair, it looks like the trees are shooting back.

Don't know about everyone else but I'm always getting shot at by trees. Especially bad as I live near some woods

I live in the northeast USA, and squirrels have pelted with acorns as I walked through the woods. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the squirrels had access to much heavier ordnance (evidence: Return of the Jedi).

Yeah, I've had that problem here in New England as well! (acorns, not lasers)

Could be the Evil Trees Witchiepoo controlled from H.R. Puffenstuff

Wow. Never, ever thought I'd see an H.R Puffenstuff reference in a Star Wars thread.

I used to love the Sid & Marty Kroft hour, or whatever it was called.

Now I'm officially calling for a Sigmund the Sea Monster crew card.

I know that this is totally off-topic, but I do have H.R. Puff on dvd. I could only watch about two episodes before I got a saccharin high from it. And yes, I did watch it "live" when I was a kid. (Yes I am that old)

Why is he just shooting at trees?

Probably some light side treehuggers chained to them. Looks like the forest got invaded by those **** light side hippies, protesting against planets of mass destruction.

Yeah, that's how they're supposed to be- Over-Under.

Cross section book details this.

Why is he just shooting at trees?

To be fair, it looks like the trees are shooting back.

Don't know about everyone else but I'm always getting shot at by trees. Especially bad as I live near some woods

I live in the northeast USA, and squirrels have pelted with acorns as I walked through the woods. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the squirrels had access to much heavier ordnance (evidence: Return of the Jedi).

Yeah, I've had that problem here in New England as well! (acorns, not lasers)

Ditto. Theres a giant oak tree over my driveway that the squirrels love. At times I can stand out there and it sounds like a machine gun being fired at my driveway (and subsequently my cars)

Come on guys.

Two moons?

Tree's with lasers?

This is obviously Earth, before Tiamat, Earth's Second Moon, was caused to impact with Earth when certain actions lead to Tiamat's destruction, causing the mass extinction of the so-called "Dinosaurs" or Reptilians rather. You can clearly see the implications if you open your mind. I mean, two moons? Laser equipped trees? This is a hidden painting, if you will, of the Siberian Space Defense Array in action during prehistoric times, when Earth still had two moons. X-Wing is trying to tell us something. Others like me, Ancient X-WIng Theorists, if you may, have come to the conclusion that there is sufficient evidence in this painting, and other like it, to prove that not only was the Earth controlled in ancient times by a highly advanced Alien race, but that not only was Star Wars based on our galaxies earliest history, but that it is also a warning for a future generation, this one in fact.

This hypothesis is catalyzed by the emergence of yet another raft of Star Wars films - our ancient ancestors cry out from beyond the psychic rift again, now in our time of need. Months of expert study by a panel of dedicated researchers has uncovered some startling facts about the newest film, The Force Awakens. It is set on Planet Jakku. A Desert planet. We have deserts. Planet Jakku is Earth after being covered in debris from the destruction of Tiamat, aka The Death Star! Yes, Luke Skywalker himself caused the extinction of the Reptilians and thereby freed future humanity from domination by an evil race of hybrid Human Reptilian powermongers. Need proof? The Washington Needle looks just like a Spaceship! The Sphinx? Crashed Star Destroyer. The Pyramids? Chiss battleships. Yeah, sorry. We found out that really happened too. That's why Disney erased all the previous canon. Thankfully certain key members of TFA production are secretly Ancient X-Wing Theorists and the message was inserted into the films last minute by an agent whose codename is Beastie Boy.

So now as you sit in your padded computer desk chair, bewildered, shocked. Maybe diffused and out of cheetos. You wonder, why now Ancient X-WIng Theorists? Why now, and for what reason? Could there be an X-Wing buried in my backyard or possibly neighbors? The answer is yes. Get a shovel and dig at night. Start with your neighbors yard first. But more importantly, the message is this: Do Not Let It Happen Again. The Reptilians have survived in a base in New Mexico, deep underground and they have been breeding with Humans to create Hybrids. These Hybrids have been placed in positions of power throughout the world and now stand ready to enact their devious plan. Which is to elect Donald Trump as President of a Nuclear Superpower. Truly it is as if a million voices cried out as one.

The Force, the Jedi. All of it, it's all true.

Don't Vote for Trump

Ancient X-Wing Theorists unite.

Come on guys.

Two moons?

Tree's with lasers?

This is obviously Earth, before Tiamat, Earth's Second Moon, was caused to impact with Earth when certain actions lead to Tiamat's destruction, causing the mass extinction of the so-called "Dinosaurs" or Reptilians rather. You can clearly see the implications if you open your mind. I mean, two moons? Laser equipped trees? This is a hidden painting, if you will, of the Siberian Space Defense Array in action during prehistoric times, when Earth still had two moons. X-Wing is trying to tell us something. Others like me, Ancient X-WIng Theorists, if you may, have come to the conclusion that there is sufficient evidence in this painting, and other like it, to prove that not only was the Earth controlled in ancient times by a highly advanced Alien race, but that not only was Star Wars based on our galaxies earliest history, but that it is also a warning for a future generation, this one in fact.

This hypothesis is catalyzed by the emergence of yet another raft of Star Wars films - our ancient ancestors cry out from beyond the psychic rift again, now in our time of need. Months of expert study by a panel of dedicated researchers has uncovered some startling facts about the newest film, The Force Awakens. It is set on Planet Jakku. A Desert planet. We have deserts. Planet Jakku is Earth after being covered in debris from the destruction of Tiamat, aka The Death Star! Yes, Luke Skywalker himself caused the extinction of the Reptilians and thereby freed future humanity from domination by an evil race of hybrid Human Reptilian powermongers. Need proof? The Washington Needle looks just like a Spaceship! The Sphinx? Crashed Star Destroyer. The Pyramids? Chiss battleships. Yeah, sorry. We found out that really happened too. That's why Disney erased all the previous canon. Thankfully certain key members of TFA production are secretly Ancient X-Wing Theorists and the message was inserted into the films last minute by an agent whose codename is Beastie Boy.

So now as you sit in your padded computer desk chair, bewildered, shocked. Maybe diffused and out of cheetos. You wonder, why now Ancient X-WIng Theorists? Why now, and for what reason? Could there be an X-Wing buried in my backyard or possibly neighbors? The answer is yes. Get a shovel and dig at night. Start with your neighbors yard first. But more importantly, the message is this: Do Not Let It Happen Again. The Reptilians have survived in a base in New Mexico, deep underground and they have been breeding with Humans to create Hybrids. These Hybrids have been placed in positions of power throughout the world and now stand ready to enact their devious plan. Which is to elect Donald Trump as President of a Nuclear Superpower. Truly it is as if a million voices cried out as one.

The Force, the Jedi. All of it, it's all true.

Don't Vote for Trump

Ancient X-Wing Theorists unite.

You are a rebel and a traitor who spreads lies! You shall be reported to emperor Trump for your crimes once he's done being "elected". ;p

Come on guys.

Two moons?

Tree's with lasers?

This is obviously Earth, before Tiamat, Earth's Second Moon, was caused to impact with Earth when certain actions lead to Tiamat's destruction, causing the mass extinction of the so-called "Dinosaurs" or Reptilians rather. You can clearly see the implications if you open your mind. I mean, two moons? Laser equipped trees? This is a hidden painting, if you will, of the Siberian Space Defense Array in action during prehistoric times, when Earth still had two moons. X-Wing is trying to tell us something. Others like me, Ancient X-WIng Theorists, if you may, have come to the conclusion that there is sufficient evidence in this painting, and other like it, to prove that not only was the Earth controlled in ancient times by a highly advanced Alien race, but that not only was Star Wars based on our galaxies earliest history, but that it is also a warning for a future generation, this one in fact.

This hypothesis is catalyzed by the emergence of yet another raft of Star Wars films - our ancient ancestors cry out from beyond the psychic rift again, now in our time of need. Months of expert study by a panel of dedicated researchers has uncovered some startling facts about the newest film, The Force Awakens. It is set on Planet Jakku. A Desert planet. We have deserts. Planet Jakku is Earth after being covered in debris from the destruction of Tiamat, aka The Death Star! Yes, Luke Skywalker himself caused the extinction of the Reptilians and thereby freed future humanity from domination by an evil race of hybrid Human Reptilian powermongers. Need proof? The Washington Needle looks just like a Spaceship! The Sphinx? Crashed Star Destroyer. The Pyramids? Chiss battleships. Yeah, sorry. We found out that really happened too. That's why Disney erased all the previous canon. Thankfully certain key members of TFA production are secretly Ancient X-Wing Theorists and the message was inserted into the films last minute by an agent whose codename is Beastie Boy.

So now as you sit in your padded computer desk chair, bewildered, shocked. Maybe diffused and out of cheetos. You wonder, why now Ancient X-WIng Theorists? Why now, and for what reason? Could there be an X-Wing buried in my backyard or possibly neighbors? The answer is yes. Get a shovel and dig at night. Start with your neighbors yard first. But more importantly, the message is this: Do Not Let It Happen Again. The Reptilians have survived in a base in New Mexico, deep underground and they have been breeding with Humans to create Hybrids. These Hybrids have been placed in positions of power throughout the world and now stand ready to enact their devious plan. Which is to elect Donald Trump as President of a Nuclear Superpower. Truly it is as if a million voices cried out as one.

The Force, the Jedi. All of it, it's all true.

Don't Vote for Trump

Ancient X-Wing Theorists unite.

Can I have some of this stuff?

Mind blown. Goodnight.

The truth is out there.