What does it mean your x-wings are in the hanger?

My wife looks me in the eyes and says,

I want to play sex with you soon, the next day she starts feeling sick. She has bronchitis right now, which is boarding on pneumonia. She is such a tease. Good news we went to the doctor and got lots of drugs.

Bad news my "ship" is going to be in the hanger for a couple more weeks, which is about the time taxes roll in and I can buy a couple more dinners so not too terrible.

I have experienced almost this exact situation before with my wife. I made the changes to my story.

What does it mean your x-wings are in the hanger?

They aren't going to make it to the game table soon.

My wife looks me in the eyes and says,

I want to play X-wing with you soon, the next day she starts feeling sick. She has bronchitis right now, which is boarding on pneumonia. She is such a tease. Good news we went to the doctor and got lots of drugs.

Bad news my ships are going to be in the hanger for a couple more weeks, which is about the time taxes roll in and I can buy a couple more ships so not too terrible.

I am envious, I could not pay my wife to play. First she buys me an A-wing and the Rebel Aces pack, now she takes every pot shot she can at me. Women.

My wife looks me in the eyes and says,

I want to play X-wing with you soon, the next day she starts feeling sick. She has bronchitis right now, which is boarding on pneumonia. She is such a tease. Good news we went to the doctor and got lots of drugs.

Bad news my ships are going to be in the hanger for a couple more weeks, which is about the time taxes roll in and I can buy a couple more ships so not too terrible.

I am envious, I could not pay my wife to play. First she buys me an A-wing and the Rebel Aces pack, now she takes every pot shot she can at me. Women.

Make a deal with her.

I have a deal with my wife that if I lose three pounds in a week she has to play a game of Imperial Assault or X-Wing with me. Imperial Assault campaign games are longer, so I usually pick that. Although once my collection grows I might try out the Heroes of the Aturi Cluster.

What does it mean your x-wings are in the hanger?

They are in their cases.

I am 44 and I have Darth Vader jammies AND a Darth Vader bath robe. Christmas was good to me.

Significant other playing any of my games...

Hahahahaha

Maybe at gunpoint or something.

Significant other playing any of my games...

Hahahahaha

Maybe at gunpoint or something.

She just loves chewie which is great because the falcon is forgiving

I am 44 and I have Darth Vader jammies AND a Darth Vader bath robe. Christmas was good to me.

Darth Vader bathrobe? Who sells it? Sign me up

I am 44 and I have Darth Vader jammies AND a Darth Vader bath robe. Christmas was good to me.

Darth Vader bathrobe? Who sells it? Sign me up

http://www.amazon.com/Darth-Vader-Wrath-Fleece-Costume/dp/B019767CI0/ref=pd_sbs_193_7?ie=UTF8&dpID=41CFtoWAP4L&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL200_SR95%2C200_&refRID=1VGB77DDFB95PMWQNZH3

I am 44 and I have Darth Vader jammies AND a Darth Vader bath robe. Christmas was good to me.

Darth Vader bathrobe? Who sells it? Sign me up

http://www.amazon.com/Darth-Vader-Wrath-Fleece-Costume/dp/B019767CI0/ref=pd_sbs_193_7?ie=UTF8&dpID=41CFtoWAP4L&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL200_SR95%2C200_&refRID=1VGB77DDFB95PMWQNZH3

Thanks. Appreciate the link.

So my wife said to me.... "What? Five years and no Gunboat?"

My wife looks me in the eyes and says,

I want to play X-wing with you soon, the next day she starts feeling sick. She has bronchitis right now, which is boarding on pneumonia. She is such a tease. Good news we went to the doctor and got lots of drugs.

Bad news my ships are going to be in the hanger for a couple more weeks, which is about the time taxes roll in and I can buy a couple more ships so not too terrible.

I am envious, I could not pay my wife to play. First she buys me an A-wing and the Rebel Aces pack, now she takes every pot shot she can at me. Women.

Make a deal with her.

I have a deal with my wife that if I lose three pounds in a week she has to play a game of Imperial Assault or X-Wing with me. Imperial Assault campaign games are longer, so I usually pick that. Although once my collection grows I might try out the Heroes of the Aturi Cluster.

Pick up one of those 'do it yourself liposuction kits'. That'll guarantee a couple months worth of gaming

My lady will only play if I am using Han and she gets to use Fett.

I came here expecting a different post...

Although once my collection grows I might try out the Heroes of the Aturi Cluster.

I've been playing this the last few months (rather than practicing for store championships). It is some of the most fun I've had playing X-Wing. And it plays three or more very nicely, which is not always the case with the usual dogfight.

My wife looks me in the eyes and says,

I want to play X-wing with you soon, the next day she starts feeling sick. She has bronchitis right now, which is boarding on pneumonia. She is such a tease. Good news we went to the doctor and got lots of drugs.

Bad news my ships are going to be in the hanger for a couple more weeks, which is about the time taxes roll in and I can buy a couple more ships so not too terrible.

My wife insisted I start collecting this game, so she could fly it against me

... she fell in love with Soontir Fel, so always plays Imperials now. Not quite sure how I feel about that one.

You should be happy that your wife has good taste.

I love you forum people.

So my wife is 80% better. Thanks for the good wishes, she stopped cough up discolored things last night. So I get home from work, She looks at me and says "I need to get out of the house you want to go to your fav restaurant for dinner" which is tough for her because it's a sushi place and she is not a fan of fish, or sushi. She ordered noodles and veg pot Stickers.

I love my wife.