The idea popped into my head today at work, and I just couldn't resist.

With all those scum cloaking devices on board you think it could decloak it's way all the way to Australia...... maybe it's decloaking the other way?

It should have Cloak action and the ability be "When Decloaking you must use the rear guides." It can only go 1 forward.

/Moonwalks back to China.

It's a great ship, but dockworker strikes are a hard counter. I wouldn't be taking it to any tournaments.

Won't be taking it's cargo to any tournaments at this rate.....

PS should probably be 0 and it should have tonnes of evades.

I like the detail of adding an illicit upgrade slot. Not sure if everyone agrees with the implications, and it's probably unfair to the hardworking crew, but funny.

I call BS. It doesn't have a turret slot for TLTs.

I found it's dial:

Seems more like the 1 forward is red and the 0 stop is green

I hope it gets trough customs with all that glitterstim

I call BS. It doesn't have a turret slot for TLTs.

I found it's dial:

I call shenanigans, that dial has a forward which the FFG boat clearly couldn't have.

I call BS. It doesn't have a turret slot for TLTs.

I found it's dial:

you got it backwards. The 1 straight should be red and the 0 stop should be green.

I call BS. It doesn't have a turret slot for TLTs.

I found it's dial:

you got it backwards. The 1 straight should be red and the 0 stop should be green.

Given the weeks they can wait when jammed up by strikes, I hate to admit that this is actually pretty close.

Love the Illicit, for some reason

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I call BS. It doesn't have a turret slot for TLTs.

I found it's dial:

0 stop should be white

The idea popped into my head today at work, and I just couldn't resist.

also needs Jam action in its action bar and a title that gives Jam no range restrictions

Actually, this is probably the best post in about two weeks

I call BS. It doesn't have a turret slot for TLTs.

I found it's dial:

1 forward should be red. The stop should be white. Cant go forward while stressed, cant clear stress by itself.

I call BS. It doesn't have a turret slot for TLTs.

I found it's dial:

1 forward should be red. The stop should be white. Cant go forward while stressed, cant clear stress by itself.

Engine upgrade allows it to boost, thankfully, after doing the white stop you suggested. also gives it access to one banks.

If only it were imperial, then it could take palpatine and always be able to move every turn...

I bet you someone at FFG actually printed that out and put it on their cubicle corkboard (or whatever they have in the Land of Promise)...

Red stop, green left hard 2. White Right Hard 2. Stop, float in circles, or weave and optoquintuplefy the distance.

Illicit? What contraband could FFG possibly be shipping?

Could it be...

...plastic crack?

I call BS. It doesn't have a turret slot for TLTs.

I found it's dial:

Dial should have Green Stop, white Stop, Red Stop, and 1 hard left red

hmm...

Great post. But gtfo with that 1 evade. Kagi protests.

This is the best 'next wave' thread. Ever.