Untested fleets drawn,
Forging friendships through confict,
That is Armada.
Add your own.
Untested fleets drawn,
Forging friendships through confict,
That is Armada.
Add your own.
Wounded ships flee
Believing their souls are safe
Then Demolisher comes
Discounted as weak,
Ignore them at your peril,
Raiders gonna raid!
Y Wings will kill you
They are powerful fighters
Your ships will explode
Championship today
My fleet was undefeated
3rd place, wtf?
I came
I saw
I CONQUERED!
*what? That's the wrong format! What do you mean!?! Haiku is 5 beats, 7 beats then 5 again... Oh doo hmm... How about*
Imperials March
The Rebels have been spotted
They will be destroyed
Dear Ordinance Teams:
We're using you as munition
Thanks again, the Bridge
You're firing the lawyers out of the torpedo tubes? This is a plan I can support! ![]()
Rebels and Empire
A matchup for the ages
My wallet suffers
There is only one Garm,
Only one Ozzel and Tarkin,
My Raymus Taintive
We are still waiting
Forgotten and abandoned
It's been 3 months now ;.;
We are still waiting
Forgotten and abandoned
It's been 3 months now ;.;
Too soon
Out of Hyperspace
See an Outpost Contested
For Victory Points
Squadrons should be close
Battery only hits ships
[Rhymer's Medium]
Eleven Damage
An Imperial goes down
Unless there's Motti
Broadsides with more dice!
Hit them from a foot away!
The Snackbar's open.
This thread is awesome. Thanks for the laughs.
Demolisher cheats,
Breaking rules and ships alike,
Screed is my best friend.
Fish lips adds red dice
Gunnery teams double them
Oh Pee! Oh Oh Pee!
Pen your fleet with care,
Camouflage your true intent,
Obvious strength fails.
Star Wars Armada,
In seventeen syllables,
Is very diffic....
Mad Cat the robot,
Many a thread he survived,
Haiku his demise.
And then, suddenly
from Armada it became
Metatextual
A delicate dance,
Foes floating aloft in space,
Then? Demolisher.
My friends gather here
We push our model space ships
Pew pew...we all smile
Also, with apologies to Shelley:
I met a traveler from a frozen planet
Who said "Two vast and hollow spars of steel,
Stand in the tundra. Near them, on the ice,
Frozen, a shattered body lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its killer well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on this lifeless corpse,
The hand that choked it and the heart that fed:
And on a naval medal these words appear:
'My name is Ozzel, admiral of admirals:
Look upon my ships, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that pathetic wreck, boundless and bare
The cold and silent stars stretch far away.
Imperial ships
Ackbar laughter with red dice
Game ends too quick
Many fighter squads
Two blue dice gunnery team
No more fighters left