The down side of dating a Sith Lord's daughter

By patox, in X-Wing Off-Topic

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Vader: "I'll only ask this once. Did my daughter kiss her brother as a romantic gesture to make you jealous?"

Edited by ExpandingUniverse

Vader: "..... and what time will you have her home?"

"The ability to change your relationship status on Facebook is insignificant compared to the powuh of having her home before curfew."

"Welcome to 'Annie's tanning salon'!"

Edited by lordzel

"We were only two minutes late!".

"My daughter likes you, therefore I must destroy you."

"Dude she's like half your age"

Han: "AAAAAah! This is about me shooting your custom TIE advanced isn't it?"

Vader: "Yes. Yes it is."

Han: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Vader: "That's my line!"

Vader: "Do you know how long it took me to build C-3PO? Now look at him! Somehow this is your fault!"

Vader: "Is it safe?"

Han: "Is what safe?"

Vader "Is it safe?"

"50 shades of dark side"

;) Ok i'm done now...

"Mr. Fett here tells me you broke up with her over Holotransmission. You will pay for your insolence!"

"Never call me "Dad" again."

"You brought her home late for the last time, captain"

Vader: "Is it safe?"

Han: "Is what safe?"

Vader "Is it safe?"

I think a lot of people missed this one. ;-)

Vader: "Is it safe?"

Han: "Is what safe?"

Vader "Is it safe?"

I think a lot of people missed this one. ;-)

Yeah Marathon Man is not that well known... (The first time I heard that line was in the Clerks cartoon.)

Edited by Robin Graves

Vader "Oh, take it like a man! You know, my daughter didn't scream half as much when I tortured her!"

Vader: " Join me and we can rule the galaxy like father and son...in law."

Vader: THIS IS SAFE SEX. Commence primary ignition.

Boba: ...?

Han: "I did not see you play with your dolls again!"

Vader: "Is it safe?"

Han: "Is what safe?"

Vader "Is it safe?"

I think a lot of people missed this one. ;-)

Yeah Marathon Man is not that well known... (The first time I heard that line was in the Clerks cartoon.)

Clerks cartoon?

Han: "I swear, I didn't shoot first, if you know what I mean!"