Wookiee Rage

By Maarkean, in X-Wing Squad Lists

After yesterday's reveal I had a fun, albeit not super competitive, idea.

Chewbacca (YT-1300)

  • Rage
  • Chopper
  • R2-D2 (Crew)

Jek Porkins (X-Wing)

  • Rage
  • R2 Astromech
  • Integrated Astromech

Ezra Bridger (Attack Shuttle)

  • Rage
  • Kanan Jarrus (Crew)

I love the imagery of this list. You have Chewbacca flying into a Wookiee Rage and blowing ships up. Chopper is running around grumpily keeping things running just enough so that Chewie can keep up the attack. Meanwhile, Artoo is trying desperately to keep them alive, fixing what Chopper breaks and because it's the Falcon, sometimes what Artoo fixes just falls part and lands them with a crit.

Elsewhere, Porkins confidently declares that he can hold it and is blasting away without a care in the world, until he has to throw his astromech away to stay alive. All while Ezra slowly gives into the Dark Side and Kanan tries to bring him back.

Porkins will probably kill himself, but only has to ignore one of the two stress and the R2 will gives him lots of greens to clear the second. Ezra won't get to rage every turn but will be defensive when he's not. And poor Chewie will probably get torn apart but not without taking some guys down with him.

I love seeing lists like this. Ones that aren't really all that competition-oriented, but made just for fun. This looks absolutely hilarious!