My local store holds a monthly 32pt single ship tournament (we banned C-3PO and K-Wings SLAMing to run out the clock), it's not super competative as we see some joke builds (we had a Phantom, an Interceptor, 2 Punishers and 4 Lamdas with the last one of the year last year) so I had this idea for my own joke build for it once the next wave comes out.

Jumpmaster 5000 (Scout)(25)

-Adaptability -1 (0)

-R5-P8 (3)

-Intelligence Agent (1)

-Inertial Dampeners (1)

-Anti-Pursuit Lasers (2)

TOTAL = 32pts

The idea is to use Intelligence Agent and Barrel Roll to get in the way of them as much as I can so that they'll bump me and hurt themselves on Anti-Pursuit or if I can't force the bump and get shot at to smack them right back with R5-P8. This is not meant to be a build to win with, it's just meant for laughs and frustration.