Biggs 25
2x Blues + FCS 24 each
Y-Wing Stresshog 26
99 points (100 if you have IA and throw an R2 on Biggs, which you should do if you can.)
Like an Ox or other large ungainly beast you might wish to eat, you must stun it with a blow to the head first before killing it, otherwise you might be in for a good deal of trouble. Like Paul Bunyan's Blue Ox, your chances of doing so unscathed are largely mythical.