Stabbald, I'm not making fun of the people who fly Dash. I fly Dash. Poorly. I'm making fun of the people who make fun of the people who fly Dash because they think he is some X-Wing god of untouchable untouchable-ness.

It's downright stupid. My post was made firmly tongue in cheek. I think it's dumb that Dash has such a bad rap. Just shoot him down, he ain't that tough. That's my point. My post seemed like I was being an ass, but that's because I was trying to show how dumb it was to complain endlessly about Dash Rendar.

But for the record, Super Dash is a dumb build that tempts you away from dice modification and anyone who can't counter unmodified dice should go back flying without upgrades or actions.

Where's the ice cream smeared now Dash detractors? Mwuhahaha

So you can't block Rainbow Dash as easily. It's still Dash I-wanna-spend-all-my-actions-on-moving Rendar! So what is he gonna do huh? Kaanan on board, so no Rec Spec. Ya got bEUst. So no EI. You definitely have the wet title and the HLC because you're only 12 (you're only 12) so you have to put the ice cream directly on your face. Every time.

How do you deal with that? I mean really? If I Had A Million Flavours? Cherry Garcia? Waffle cone? Bowl?

You just shoot at it with your own laserpews. It's two unmodified green dice people. Only two of them. If Dash decided to smear the ice cream the other way and Oh I dunno, go for a fully modded HLC shot... then he would have... no tokens... for... defffffffzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............

Edit: 'm sorry I must have fallen asleep mid rant.

I'm getting so tired of people getting insulted for flying Dash. He's not my cup of tea but I don't see the point of constantly being rude to the members of our community that like flying that ship.

Rude? I'm not the one flying a ship that ruins the game.

Still not seeing the super dash fears. Even at the height of his popularility, he didn't have **** on fat han or whisper + cheri

Pwts are both far more difficult to block (no range 1 to worry about) and give you bare minimum benefit on block (so much action independent tech; chiraneu with pred is practically fully modified already)

Not to mention dash NEEDS his ability. Either he needs it to stop higher ps from getting to him, or to dodge lower PS that will simply outdice him (aggressors)

He's a game changing package that takes a little getting used to but, unlike pwts, he can be outplayed HARD

Plus, with boosts and rolls everywhere, he's losing mods on his scary hlc; making it a lot less scary

Dash puts a heavy emphasis on both his and your flying, which IMO is exactly what ships in this tactical game should be doing

So you can't block Rainbow Dash as easily. It's still Dash I-wanna-spend-all-my-actions-on-moving Rendar! So what is he gonna do huh? Kaanan on board, so no Rec Spec. Ya got bEUst. So no EI. You definitely have the wet title and the HLC because you're only 12 (you're only 12) so you have to put the ice cream directly on your face. Every time.

How do you deal with that? I mean really? If I Had A Million Flavours? Cherry Garcia? Waffle cone? Bowl?

You just shoot at it with your own laserpews. It's two unmodified green dice people. Only two of them. If Dash decided to smear the ice cream the other way and Oh I dunno, go for a fully modded HLC shot... then he would have... no tokens... for... defffffffzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............

Edit: 'm sorry I must have fallen asleep mid rant.

I'm getting so tired of people getting insulted for flying Dash. He's not my cup of tea but I don't see the point of constantly being rude to the members of our community that like flying that ship.

Rude? I'm not the one flying a ship that ruins the game.

Yeah, because it wins tournaments all over the place right?