Good ham > bacon.
Yeah, I said it. COME AT ME, THE INTERNET!
Brace thyself, 'MURRICANS COMING TO GET YOU!
*takes a roasted turkey leg and prepares to fend of Bacon lovers
Seriously now where's the jump master article?
Aaaaaand another forum disaster averted with breakfast.
Hot ****, that is like, the one sure fire cure innit?
Gun contro... BACON!
Abortio... HOT CAKES!
Politicia... OJ!
Racis... POOOOOORRIDGE MOTHERFUCKA!
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