I used Animate Weapons yesterday and managed to hit 2 out of 4 heros, 1 killed himself (8 health) , 1 took 10 wounds (16 Heath).
I will be able to buy another 2 points of treachery at the end of this dungeon and wondered if Dance of the Monkey is worth the extra cost, given it only does 2 wounds, and lets the heros run for it, but it stops them attacking and zero's the amour. I've never used Dance before so wondered how other OL's had found it working?
(not at all seriously! just suggesting that you haven't thought things through with your boot to the face comment, which I'm sure was also in jest
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