Supreme Lord Snoke: Do not look behind the curtain
Rey looks behind the curtain and gasps
Sith Lord Jar Jar: meesa supreme leader snoke
I kinda love the Darth Jar Jar theory. Sad that Abrams said that no gungans will appear in the movies :/
Write three sentences you don't want to appear in Ep VIII and Ep IX *Ep VII Spoilers*
"Meesa Dark Sider now?"
Kylo Ren: I killed my father!
Luke: No, I am your father!!
Kylo Ren: Nooooooooooooo
yep, too much game of thrones
Phasma to Finn: (All three together)
F1N-2187... I am your mother.
All the F1N model troopers are your siblings
Your father was a smooth-talker of a con man... goes by the name Calrissian
1 (By Phasma to Rey after beating her down) "No! I am your mother!"
2 (By BB-8 to R2-D2 while BB is wiggling to and fro) "Prr prr prr prr prr."
2 (By Supreme Leader Snoke to Rey as he takes away her staff) "It's mine! My own! My Precious."
Anyone: "They have a super weapon that can destroy XXXX. We need the plans to find a weakness to destroy it."
On that note, I love how in so many movies (not just Star Wars), people seem to think that there's a big circle with red pen around some little key thing that says, "Weak point. Go easy on this part." When in fact it's much the opposite; flaws in design and construction often happen because they're next-to-impossible to determine based on the plans, so they never get caught and resolved in the planning phase.
As someone that has regularly worked with technical drawings of all sorts of things over the past decade, it's far more likely that those plans would screw up the heroes' sabotage attempts more than they'd help.
"It says 'See figure IIIb'!"
"There is no figure IIIb!"
"Guys, which way are we turning up ahead?"
"The schematic doesn't show any intersection..."
"Oh, here, you've got to refer over to page 27...see that little symbol?"
"Ah, okay, here we are...just go straight."
"It's a T-intersection."
"What? That can't be right."
"What revision are you using? I'm on v3.4.1982 here with the ventilation diagram."
"Oh, that's the problem, I'm on v3.4.1024..."
Anyone: "They have a super weapon that can destroy XXXX. We need the plans to find a weakness to destroy it."
On that note, I love how in so many movies (not just Star Wars), people seem to think that there's a big circle with red pen around some little key thing that says, "Weak point. Go easy on this part." When in fact it's much the opposite; flaws in design and construction often happen because they're next-to-impossible to determine based on the plans, so they never get caught and resolved in the planning phase.
As someone that has regularly worked with technical drawings of all sorts of things over the past decade, it's far more likely that those plans would screw up the heroes' sabotage attempts more than they'd help.
"It says 'See figure IIIb'!"
"There is no figure IIIb!"
"Guys, which way are we turning up ahead?"
"The schematic doesn't show any intersection..."
"Oh, here, you've got to refer over to page 27...see that little symbol?"
"Ah, okay, here we are...just go straight."
"It's a T-intersection."
"What? That can't be right."
"What revision are you using? I'm on v3.4.1982 here with the ventilation diagram."
"Oh, that's the problem, I'm on v3.4.1024..."
Oh, I'm stealing that for my game. 
<snip>Anyone: "They have a super weapon that can destroy XXXX. We need the plans to find a weakness to destroy it."
Oh, I'm stealing that for my game.
Good use of Threat/Despair