Han Solo's Force Ghost: So turns out I was force sensitive all along...
Rey: I must go back to Jakku!
Anakin Skywalker's Force Ghost: Grandson, you got me all wrong!
Now it's your turn!
Write three sentences you don't want to appear in Ep VIII and Ep IX *Ep VII Spoilers*
Anybody: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here.
Man, her Midi-Chlorian count is in orbit!
Anything from Jar Jar Binks about anything.
"I'm haunted by the kiss you should have never given me..." Gak........urrrpppp!!!! Gakk!!!! 
Anybody: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here.
A little vomit came up in my mouth.....good one...
I'm Baaaaaack!!!!!!
I'm Baaaaaack!!!!!!
Jabba? Boba? Han? Lando? Sheev? Jar-Jar? Bren? Kyle? Wedge? Jek? Biggles?
Three? Well...
Kylo Ren: "Reya... Reya is my sister!"
Or perhaps...
Captain Phasma: "There aren't enough fascists in your life, Rey. You like me because I'm a fascist. *smooch*"
Edited by knasserIIThe last one is actually quite plausible and in my opinion not so bad. The Star Wars Saga has always been about the Skywalker family (at least in hindsight). So why shouldn't she be. Would be appropriate.
Though I hope they handle it differently than in ESB then.
Edited by MOELANDERThe last one is actually quite plausible and in my opinion not so bad. The Star Wars Saga has always been about the Skywalker family (at least in hindsight). So why shouldn't she be. Would be appropriate.
Um, I fear you may have missed my subtext. In retrospect, I've edited out the final part of my post as it may not suit all audiences of this forum.
Edited by knasserII1: The First Order uses its newest super weapon the DeathSun, a Sun they have turned into a weapon that shoots other suns and destroys them. Ray must fly into the heart of the DeathSun to destroy it...
2: Ray "You mean me, Finn Calrissian, Kylo and Poe Antilles are all descendants of characters from the old trilogy?"
3: Qudruple bladed lightsaber with spinning action
Edited by Jax Maxas
The last one is actually quite plausible and in my opinion not so bad. The Star Wars Saga has always been about the Skywalker family (at least in hindsight). So why shouldn't she be. Would be appropriate.
Um, I fear you may have missed my subtext. In retrospect, I've edited out the final part of my post as it may not suit all audiences of this forum.
Yeah english's not my first language...
Blobbo the Hutt: Hey baby, I've come to unblock your sink. Where do you want me?
(Cue steamy funk.)
A musical number done in bad CGI.
A musical number done in bad CGI.
This could be the very worst, or the very best. Hard to say.
On my part, I don't want to hear "No, Rey, I'M your father!". The galaxy already feels super tiny in Force Awakens, I don't want it to become even smaller by having every main and seemingly unrelated characters to be in fact all related. It's fine to have random, unrelated characters once in a while. The Star Wars galaxy is supposed to be big.
Oh and:
"Phasma: you captured me. I surrender. *gets send in yet again another garbage compactor*"
She already got humiliated in FA, she'll have to work hard in the sequel to regain some credibility, and I fear another comical dismissal would be the end of her.
Well, if we talk about Phasma, I know some things I want her to say!
Phasma to Luke: Maybe you were as good as people said... once. Or maybe people just love to overpraise a famous name.
Phasma to someone: Kylo's in danger even if he doesn't realize it.
Phasma to Finn: Your crimes are past forgiveness, Traitor!
Alternatively...
Phasma to Luke: Your crimes are past forgiveness, Emperorslayer!
Luke to Rey: I am your father.
Some technician within a First order cloning facility: Yes, with the blood samples that the late emperor gave us from the Jedi Temple; we finally have been successful in cloning our first loyal jedi warrior......Maace Windu."
"Your final test Kylo Ren to become a true master of The order of Knights.....Kill your mother."
Anyone: "They have a super weapon that can destroy XXXX. We need the plans to find a weakness to destroy it."
Chewie: "Rawaarrrr, warrrraarraaa, Rwaaarrrrrr" Tanslation ( FInn, I am your Father)
Maz Kanata: "Rey, I am your Mother, Luke and I had an affair before he went into hiding."
Supreme Lord Snoke: Do not look behind the curtain
Rey looks behind the curtain and gasps
Sith Lord Jar Jar: meesa supreme leader snoke
Well, if we talk about Phasma, I know some things I want her to say!
Phasma to Luke: Maybe you were as good as people said... once. Or maybe people just love to overpraise a famous name.Phasma to someone: Kylo's in danger even if he doesn't realize it.Phasma to Finn: Your crimes are past forgiveness, Traitor!Alternatively...Phasma to Luke: Your crimes are past forgiveness, Emperorslayer!
Very clever
I just want to see how Phasma got out of the trash compactor and survived the explosion.
Luke: "I am your father"
Anyone: "We must evacuate, the first order have found our secret base"
Anyone: "oh look, another death star"
1. Yuuzhan,
2. Vong,
3. Yuuzhan Vong.
Actually, I'm intrigued what the next attempt at a Death Star might look like.
1. Yuuzhan,
2. Vong,
3. Yuuzhan Vong.
Actually, I'm intrigued what the next attempt at a Death Star might look like.
As long as they stay FAR away from quantum armor plating and Sun-destroying torpedoes, I am game...
- The.
Luke: tell me about your mother?
Rey: she abandoned me on Jakku. I never knew my father.
Luke(wistfully): I'm sorry, Mara, I failed you...