Fickle's Second Most Shameful Game

By ficklegreendice, in X-Wing Battle Reports

We're back in black, ladies and gents!

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this time, the matchup is slightly different from the heaver clone I last fought with this list. The generic TLT + Z-95 have been schlorped into Advance Sensors, Stay on Target Keyan. R3-a2, god of stress, resides within a Gray Squadron Pilot.

I the approach:

all's well

things generally go **** up if Deathrain is directly behind the Advance, as it greatly limits the crazy **** he can do

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II: Shenanigans

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r3-a2 + conner nets needing an action = no bueno

fortunately, Deathrain has his own ways of dealing with the annoying droid

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Deathrain, Tie Giverofzerof***s

III: Piece Trading

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The Advance eat into the 1 agi Keyan Farlander, Tie Advance #1 gets rocked by Keyan and the TLT Y

Poe reminds us all why unmodified dice suck ass

IV: A helpful PSA

After 3 banking with Deathrain, I opted to focus as conner netting Poe was a dicey prospect and I didn't see a way for him to engage without losing his actions anyway

good thing I focused, too

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let this be a lesson to all bomb enthusiasts, conner nets are narrow

anyway, in the ensuing bloody hairball, Keyan is exchanged for a Tempest Squadron pilot as the rest of the squad books it

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V. One bomb per turn limit SUCKs

completely forgot about it, too :(

opted for a block, instead

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unmodified Poe is enchanted and never rolled less than one natural evade, but that's why you bring AC

VI. No one puts stress Y in a corner

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In a list with such late game potential, you're often forced to ignore the r3-a2 Y in favor of more potent targets

funny thing about r3-a2 is he has a way of making you regret tactically sound decisions

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VII. Coming to Terms with loss

The punisher is fat and slow without boost and Deathrain's ability. It's not escaping even the less than speedy Y-wing.

So, **** it

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we paid for this guy's AC; might as well use it!

VIII. Ssh, be vewy vewy quiet...we're hunting webels!

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the Y keeps Deathrain locked to the debris, but eats the two Tie Advance and starts hurting

without mods nor the range for TLT, the Y proceeds to suck

IX. Disregard Debris, Acquire AC

The Y-wing is food at this point in the game, whereas Poe is essentially immortal thanks to the Y's selfless sacrifice slapping Deathrain with 5 stress

but 28 points is 28 points! nomnomnomnomn!

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Poe, finally fully regenerated, turns to face his FO

X. Poe is an inconsiderate git

Impatient bastard won't even wait 5 turns for me to ditch all this stress <_<

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XI. Welp...

Down to two Advance versus a full health Poe

y'all know what that means!

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XII. Initiate Benny Hill!


Fortunately, this is only my second most shameful game.


There are only 18 minutes to stall out, rather than 45


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XIII - XVIII. The chase is on!


The bad news is there are no FO Advance in Ep 7 :(


the good news is there won't be any 18 minute long scene of two of them just flying circles around Poe


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XIX. Crossing the Streams


there comes a point in any chase against a higher PS, boosting opponent where you'll have to cross paths in order to keep running away while he has to waste time K-turning


ideally, that moment of crossing paths will result in you blocking him


having 3 banked to peek around the obstruction last turn, Tie #nothing executes a 3 bank right into Poe's face


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XX - XXIII - the end of the game


finally, after all that juking, the game ends with Poe on two hull; 3 shields


versus


two shieldless, but otherwise untouched Advanced


I've been practicing ;)


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so ends another fascinating game against r2-d2 Poe, 42 points of Advance to his 38 for a mod win!


beats rolling dice any day!

Edited by ficklegreendice

let this be a lesson to all bomb enthusiasts, conner nets are narrow

Yeah, in our last Epic game, one of my friend learned it the hard way:

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For a moment, Marek lost his breath...

there is nothing more tragic than a hair's breadth conner net :(

Are those poseable flight stands?! from where?

Great Brep too!

Love the play by play (ish) and seeing what was going on. Thanks for posting it like this fickle!

Dig it! Thanks brother

Great report! :D