First Fella: "That's right dearest, Santa left this by accident at the front door."

Second Bloke" Yeah, that's right he just flew off, didn't you see him?"

First Fella: "Fancy that just left at the door."

Second Bloke: "I am getting half the haul right?"

Mine's in Fort Worth now...

5 Days to go from Miami to Fort Worth.

Still a long way to Calgary.

That USPS "Priority" International, I guess...