Or just feel sorry for these idiots.

What an ass..

I mean.. it's goddamn fine NOT to like it. Feeling superior and bashing the people who DO like it is being an ******* who deserves whatever is going her way.

Well, I'm sure she's passionate about something. Heck, she might be the only person who knows where to find Glenn. And if "attractive" to her means bottle blonde with boobs, she's quite the shallow end of the pool. <ends neck-beard commentary>

So Faux News gets it wrong again. Can anyone seriously say they didn't see this coming. I'm sure they will compare the Finn character, African American Stormtrooper, (er... can you say African American when it's in a galaxy far far away.) to Obama somehow. Give it time, once they get a chance to get a copy of the script or someone else's summary of the plot they will find some screwy way to link the two. I gave up on cable news years ago. 24 hour news cycle kills any sense of reality.

Fox are just angry that they're not the studio selling Star Wars anymore.

So Faux News gets it wrong again. Can anyone seriously say they didn't see this coming. I'm sure they will compare the Finn character, African American Stormtrooper, (er... can you say African American when it's in a galaxy far far away.) to Obama somehow. Give it time, once they get a chance to get a copy of the script or someone else's summary of the plot they will find some screwy way to link the two. I gave up on cable news years ago. 24 hour news cycle kills any sense of reality.

Seeing as America is coming up on an election circus year, there will be more than a few people reading far too much into the new movie. This is just the beginning.

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I'd say "Does anybody really take them seriously anymore?", but America is also the country where Donald Trump is leading in the Republican primary polls, so honestly...I've got nothing.

I would have taken greater offense at Blondie's "busy being attractive" comment if it weren't 2015, and have you BEEN to a fan convention in the past 15 years? I mean...it's never been a better time to be a nerd and looking for nerdlove with attractive nerds.

(The only injustice here is "Why in the F*CK weren't hot nerds a thing when *I* was growing up?!" At least I can be happy for the young nerds -- they are reaping what we sowed.)

I started reading this because Star Wars, and then my eyes reached the part that said "Fox news". At which point my brain said, "ah, to hell with it" and started thinking about sex instead.

Oh... Obama.

if the movie is good, it's a sign of the impending apocalypse, and everything wrong with America, and his fault.

if the movie is bad, it's his fault.

Well, that was pretty much as terrible as the snippet that someone posted to the X-Wing forum. I won't say anything though, because last time the thread was locked for being "political".

The joke is pretty old now, but in this context...

"Shouldn't it be Power of the DORK Side?"

I'd say "Does anybody really take them seriously anymore?", but America is also the country where Donald Trump is leading in the Republican primary polls, so honestly...I've got nothing.

To quote George Carlin re: America...

"It's a great country, but it's a strange culture."