61. Screw Marine training, Troopers must pass SEAL training as well as astronaut training.

41. My stormtroopers will disregard rules 39 and 40.

42. My stormtroopers will somehow use a sniper rifle (DLT-19) as a automatic machine-gun; don't ask.

62. My stormtrooopers will know which droids they're looking for.

Oi! We left off at 61# ya goofy gits! Get yer numbers right!

Sorry! I saw a link to an old edition of this thread!

65(?) my stormtroopers will be required to yell "suppressing fire!" with their eyes closed while randomly emptying their rifles.

I don't pay attention to Rebels discussions, but in relevance to this, I'd be more salty than my last two NCOs.

Of course I wouldn't be that jackass who denies leave requests.

67. In addition to and in conjunction with (55.) Stormtrooper helmets will have the two useless eye-pieces replaced with a tactical HUD, smart-linked to their weapon's fire control systems.

(This should be adequate enough change to totally remove the inaccuracy drawback that has plagued the troopers in the past. After the Rebels learn that our weapons can hit them, we might be able to start using suppressive fire tactics again; as until recently our accuracy has been such that the Rebels don't even have the fear to be suppressed by it.)

.68 Each squad gets a direct link to a standby TIE Bomber squadron to bomb any opposition into oblivion, after they have withdrawn.

68: Modifying #57, my Stormtroopers will wear the heavily updated, servo-motored, blast-resistant armor styled like this....

23. My storm troopers wil have riot shields and lightsabers, as Ralph Mcquarrie intended them!

Very nice image. I have always loved Ralph McQuarrie. It all started when I saw this image in a book as a kid.

http://i.imgur.com/Vg1VQFX.jpg

T-70 X-Wing, anyone?

69: dude!

My stormtroopers will watch Bill and Ted .. But declare the evil robot us'es aren't the droids they're looking for.