flamethrowers
...or maybe disney's just merchandising
The kids love 'em.
..gotta get the toilet-paper!
International Trailer with LOTS of new footage (potentially spoilery?)
If Kylo isn't careful, someone's gonna lose a hand to that thing
If Luke had that thing, he might still have a hand.
Whoopsie! 
This trailer proved why JJ was the right choice.
This trailer proved why JJ was the right choice.
This trailer doesn't feel like it proved anything.
There are some beautiful shots. Very much Abrams' style.
This trailer proved why JJ was the right choice.
This trailer doesn't feel like it proved anything.
Wrong. It proved that JJ Abrams managed to ruin Star Wars and Apocalypse Now a the same time. 