new force awakens trailer
not bad mr williams 
I thought this would be a joke, and I have to say, they did a very over obvious job 
"I bet it's giving you goosebumps right about now. We could show you two hours of a monkey washing a cat, and you'd still go see this movie. Twice."
Yep.
That about sums it up for me. 
Excellent.
I like the new Darth Vader helmet in this one.
You guys heard how great that movie that isn't out yet was? 
Christ, it's more about the prequels than the actual trailer itself.
FFS
Oh man, I've been worrying about this: what if Abrams screws it up and it looks awesome but the movie doesn't make sense if you think about it for two seconds?
Oh man, I've been worrying about this: what if Abrams screws it up and it looks awesome but the movie doesn't make sense if you think about it for two seconds?
You mean like the original trilogy ?
hurrr hurrr prequels bad hurr hurr. 
Oh man, I've been worrying about this: what if Abrams screws it up and it looks awesome but the movie doesn't make sense if you think about it for two seconds?
You mean like the original trilogy ?
Hey I'm sure those two turbolaser gunners on the Devastator were just following protocol when they didn't fire on the escape pod with no life signs. Right?
Oh man, I've been worrying about this: what if Abrams screws it up and it looks awesome but the movie doesn't make sense if you think about it for two seconds?
You mean like the original trilogy ?
Hey I'm sure those two turbolaser gunners on the Devastator were just following protocol when they didn't fire on the escape pod with no life signs. Right?
Funnily enough that scene is in the novel Lost Stars too.
"Have you ever had that friend or family member who constantly complains about something from the past? You know, that person who has told you hundreds of times how they feel about something that happened years and years ago.
Eventually it gets so old that you don’t even care anymore. It just causes you to sigh, roll your eyes and you tell them to LET IT GO (I apologize if that triggered a song from a certain animated movie). At one time, you might have even agreed with their position, but since you’ve heard so much complaining, not even you care anymore.
That’s what Star Wars Prequel Bashers have become.
They might as well be Uncle Rico complaining about how much better the football team would’ve been if they’d just put him in. Instead, people are still complaining as if the prequels would be better if George Lucas would’ve let them take over."
From:
http://www.coffeewithkenobi.com/prequel-bashing-is-becoming-way-worse-than-the-films-themselves/
Oh man, I've been worrying about this: what if Abrams screws it up and it looks awesome but the movie doesn't make sense if you think about it for two seconds?
You mean like the original trilogy ?
Ziiiiiiiiiiing. (See, Battle of Yavin, not just blowing up the friggin' Gas Giant.)
hurrr hurrr prequels bad hurr hurr.
Gets pretty frustrating, huh?
"Have you ever had that friend or family member who constantly complains about something from the past? You know, that person who has told you hundreds of times how they feel about something that happened years and years ago.
Eventually it gets so old that you don’t even care anymore. It just causes you to sigh, roll your eyes and you tell them to LET IT GO (I apologize if that triggered a song from a certain animated movie). At one time, you might have even agreed with their position, but since you’ve heard so much complaining, not even you care anymore.
That’s what Star Wars Prequel Bashers have become.
They might as well be Uncle Rico complaining about how much better the football team would’ve been if they’d just put him in. Instead, people are still complaining as if the prequels would be better if George Lucas would’ve let them take over."
From:
http://www.coffeewithkenobi.com/prequel-bashing-is-becoming-way-worse-than-the-films-themselves/
Yep. It's felt that way for some time now but I'm really glad lots of others are starting to feel that way.
Oh man, I've been worrying about this: what if Abrams screws it up and it looks awesome but the movie doesn't make sense if you think about it for two seconds?
You mean like the original trilogy ?
Blasphemy! You shall be banished to the gungan mating grounds for 10,000 years, with your eyes stapled open, as the force keeps you alive. then you will go to the sarlacc pit. 
Oh man, I've been worrying about this: what if Abrams screws it up and it looks awesome but the movie doesn't make sense if you think about it for two seconds?
You mean like the original trilogy ?
Blasphemy! You shall be banished to the gungan mating grounds for 10,000 years, with your eyes stapled open, as the force keeps you alive. then you will go to the sarlacc pit.
Hey, eventually you'll get used to gungans. Someday, it'll be all you remember. You might even think you are one after so long.
And then it won't even be a problem.
Eventually it gets so old that you don’t even care anymore. It just causes you to sigh, roll your eyes and you tell them to LET IT GO (I apologize if that triggered a song from a certain animated movie).
Let it go, let it goOOOOO
*Whistling the tune while leaving the office*