I'M DONE WITH X-WING!!! (Funny Toy Post)

By Joe Boss Red Seven, in X-Wing

CLICK...CLICK...CLICK!

:lol:

(Chill little rage-nerds)

Okay this is lames... lol.

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Kid toss that crap and come get your pretty new THE FORCE AWAKENS X-WING CORE SET (it wuz made for you after all)!

^_^

I love STAR WARS... but this thing is a sing of The End Times... kinda.

:lol:

Makes me appreciate the wonderful game we have... even more, if that was even possible.

;)

Ugh. That was not fun

Ugh. That was not fun

... I know right. The dam-falcon'ish fell off... like three times!

:o:huh::angry:

(after suffering the sexy young starlet telling us all about it's super hip cool self first)

WOWS!

:mellow:

That would be great new house rule we can toss out the dice for resolving combat and use this instead!

Place your x-wing models on the sticks and have them bash into each other. Reminds me of the remote control star destroyer toy game.

But yeah the video wasn't great like all their toy unboxing ones

That would be great new house rule we can toss out the dice for resolving combat and use this instead!

Place your x-wing models on the sticks and have them bash into each other. Reminds me of the remote control star destroyer toy game.

But yeah the video wasn't great like all their toy unboxing ones

If it had not been for the long intro, i would of felt bad for dat hipstir-pop-critter.

:huh:

What's even better is at the end, that drunk-arse Kylo Ren.

Look, it is a Fat Han mirror match going on on the top level there!

That's a joke btw

That genuinely looks absolutely rubbish. Flat TIE fighters? Eh?

I quite like the ruined SD base, though. Shame it's not in scale with anything.

Yes the gameplay you see is much more intense then in X-Wing.

Just stick Tie/foos and the Falcon on this bad boy!

My only problem is that player 2 has less fun then player 1.

Also the Falcon is way to OP, it needs to be balanced for competitive play.

It's like one of the toys that's being made is some Chinese (no offense) factory for 5eurocents, vaguely resembling target brand.

It must be hard to be a toy designer.

That thing has gone thru several designing, testing, approval, production, market testing... phases.

How come there was noone during the whole process that at some point said: "Guys, this sucks!".

I have a quite big extended family, and I cannot really imagine any of my little nephews or nieces spending more than 10 seconds on that...

Merchandising.

Whack a Star Wars logo on it and it gets sales.

We have just had a Duracell tie in, next it will be cereal and fizzy drink.

Doesn't if the item is a bag o'shite.

**** Rufio, bet you feel bad now for all that ragging you gave Pan.

Its no loopin chewie ...

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It does genuinely sadden me that some kids will open this on Christmas Day this year.

It's a shame things like X-Wing, at least here in the UK, aren't more widely marketed. The only other places I've seen the game for sale other than specialist stores is in Waterstones with some boardgames. Nothing in Toys'r'Us or Argos etc.

It does genuinely sadden me that some kids will open this on Christmas Day this year.

It's a shame things like X-Wing, at least here in the UK, aren't more widely marketed. The only other places I've seen the game for sale other than specialist stores is in Waterstones with some boardgames. Nothing in Toys'r'Us or Argos etc.

Well Star-Brah some MERICANS have devolved back into our APE ancestry.

As evidenced here in a tragically hilarious manner.

Please remove the 2 year old future cheerleader and MERICA'S Got Talent Runner up from the area before the freaking die-cast metal falcon'ish slams into her face and ruins her... she is still innocent and not to be blaimed for the stupid-ass-parents.

:o:mellow::lol:

Dat punk in the green is a troublemaker too...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I cried watching this one gang.

:D

That genuinely looks absolutely rubbish. Flat TIE fighters? Eh?

I quite like the ruined SD base, though. Shame it's not in scale with anything.

But it will be stocked in Plastics'r'us and other "toy" stores - so someone buys this waste of crude oil.

Merchandising.

Whack a Star Wars logo on it and it gets sales.

We have just had a Duracell tie in, next it will be cereal and fizzy drink.

Doesn't if the item is a bag o'shite.

With horror i watch as some long surpressed bad images from the past creep up again before my inner eye. One of the worst was a really big hair-schampoo-flask looking like Darth Mauls's head...

I distinctly remember drinking out of a big plastic cup with a Jar-Jar Binks head mounted on the top. The straw passed through Jar-Jar's mouth, so you had to stare directly into his soulless plastic eyes whenever you drank from the cup.

**shudder**

Wonder if Dante was going "Really...I got to promote this?"

This is worse than any QVC product. The fact that this guy is acting excited is enough for him to get an Academy award or equivalent.

If the Ties would be actual models this whole thing wouldn't not look that cheap dirt crap

RU-FI-O, RU-FI-O, RU---FI----oh god please no.....

It looks like a really bad version of Loopin' Louie.

After saying all of this I still may buy the **** thing just to make a super cool large terrain piece. The only reason that I found that horrid family video was because I went looking to see the **** thing out of the box.

Sure enough...It comes in pieces that you can unscrew and totally disembowel... like my NERF gun-ships.

Uh-Oh...

:ph34r:

Only a messily $37 at dat ZON.

:lol:

Could be a nice background mountain for my Land War, or a huge mini-planetoid thingie in ARMADA.

:o:huh:^_^

Somebody stop me!

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