When are we gonna get some real news?

When are we gonna get some real news?

When they have some?

Most wave 8 models were still pending licensor approval in Essen two weeks ago, including the Ghost, so production wouldn't have started yet.

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(At least make the click-bait entertaining!)

Important news bulletin!!!

Incom engineers have issued a recall on the T-65 X-wing Fighter. It has recently come to light that pilots are overriding the emergency astromech droid ejection system to use their droids as ablative armor. This recent activity is against both the manual of operations and warranty policies. Please contact your local engineering group to have the override disabled as per military update T-65-P2443.2134Ma2

X-Wing news, fair and balanced!

I used to bullseye womp rats in my jailbroken T-16 back home, this should be no different. You just need root access.

X-Wing news, fair and balanced!

The most trusted news network, but also the most untrusted we just never mention that part of the poll results.

XNBC: Your eye on the Empire.

Coming up soon we take a hard look at the role of arc-dodgers in the meta, and we have an interview with Eric Stele about how his brother's fame has affected his family.

Also:

Twin-linked turrets on the streets; login tonight tonight to find out several steps you can take to keep your family safe from this rising menace.

Twin-linked turrets on the streets; login tonight tonight to find out several steps you can take to keep your family safe from this rising menace.

I always say to keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

At least we aren't getting GW style teaser trailers from FFG!

GW?

GW?

The short answer is 'don't ask'.

The medium answer is 'it's far too expensive'.

(Games Workshop)

XNBC: Your eye on the Empire.

Coming up soon we take a hard look at the role of arc-dodgers in the meta, and we have an interview with Eric Stele about how his brother's fame has affected his family.

Also:

Twin-linked turrets on the streets; login tonight tonight to find out several steps you can take to keep your family safe from this rising menace.

XNBC, you mean the channel with DARTH MADCOW?

Make The Empire Great Again!

Padawan on the run! A bounty has been issued for Jan Kothari, a now former padawan of the jedi order, after stealing a copy of the Chronicle Of Ludo The Second from the secure section of the jedi library. Kothari's last know location is the south continent's undercity, where he was caught on camera travelling with a snivvian and a trandoshan.

Tonight on XNN - Fat Han triggers C-3PO, but the number he guesses will shock you! Story at 11

This just in: For the past sixty-five minutes, the Coruscant Police Department has been in pursuit of a white Lambda Shuttle speeding across the galaxy headed towards Ord Mantell. The driver appears to be ex-Jedi Anakin Skywalker -- who is believed to be involved with the murder of his mentor, Ben Kenobi. A black glove belonging to Skywalker was found at the crime scene along with a crumpled brown cloak covered in burn marks. A body has yet to be recovered.

And here we announce, that a pair of Glorious Pearlescent Solar Manatees have been relocated to Coruscant zoo.

I think this thread existing is better than any actual news.

Tonight on o`really we discuss how the Senate is full of pinheads, why the expansion of the empire is crucial to the economy, but first aliens and how they are responsible for the break down of the family.

This just in: after nearly two decades of incompetence and bureaucratic stalling his well designed and exceptionally well thought out economic stimulus plans and infrastructure expanding construction projects, our glorious Emperor Palpatine, long may he reign, has dissolved the Imperial Senate. This plan had apparently been in the works for some time as the regional governors have already assumed direct control of their territories. Grand Moff Tarkin has hailed the move, saying "The last remnants of the old Republic have been swept away."

Beginning in the local pre-dawn hours today, the Empire's armed forces liberated the sixth planet of the Hoth system from the fiendish grip of the so-called Rebel Alliance. Lord Darth Vader and General Maximillian Veers led the valiant attack which utterly crushed the enemy and routed many. The Imperial Fleet is now engaged in pursuit of the Rebel commanders in the neighboring Anoat System.

This action today ends the Rebels' plot to alter the climate on Hoth with global warming, endangering the local Wampas and other local life forms by using unlicensed power generators and shield technology. He ultimate goal of the rebels and their operation remains unknown on this pristine world which is now rumored to be the next world to be named an Imperial Sanctuary similar to the lush Moon of Endor to protect its delicate ecosystem.

SHOCKING SCOOP: Astromech legend R2-D2, after nearly four decades of being rebel Luke Skywalker's "faithful" companion, has been caught on camera eloping with rival pilot Corran Horn. When asked about this shameful secret, R2-D2 refused to comment. Find out more on pg 27 of this week's issue of "Rebel Aces Exposed".

"Rebel Alliance News flash

Corellia

Comrades, we have been dealed a severe blow. Our beloved heroes and pilot aces Wedge Antilles and Luke Skywalker fell together with Usper Albali (Gold Sqd) prey to an ambush by the hideous smugglers which have been terrorising both civilians and our supply lanes. Sensor dates indicate that most probably the infamous villains Talonbane Cobra and Drea Renthal have been involved, probably using the Moldy Crow, stolen 2 months before. The enrgy patterns further indicate that a hard batlle has been taken place, judging from numerous traces of ion weapons and even one proton bomb. Stay tuned, and prepare for code red."

Last week i would have been:

"Freshly returned from another sucessful run: Wedge Antilles punishes pirates and keeps our supply lanes free!"

As yesterday Talonbane one-shoted Wedge, last week Wedge one-handedly killed Talonbane in round 3 (playing with my children ).