Its that awful sport they play with the checkered ball. They kick it around for 90 minutes and a game can end in a draw and normally does most of the time.

But at least it's more interesting than a bunch of guys standing around a field throwing balls passed each other and chewing cope.

I'd rather watch that than an insomnia curing sport where the players roll around in fake agony after being softly touched by an opponent.

Its that awful sport they play with the checkered ball. They kick it around for 90 minutes and a game can end in a draw and normally does most of the time.

But at least it's more interesting than a bunch of guys standing around a field throwing balls passed each other and chewing cope.

I'd rather watch that than an insomnia curing sport where the players roll around in fake agony after being softly touched by an opponent.

That is my biggest beef with soccer. If you get carried off the field on a stretcher, you had better be hurt enough to not play again that game not bounce right up and run around. Flopping is the most un-American thing an athlete can do. It has infected the NBA and I blame the European players. If a dude is 6'9" and 250 pounds of chiseled man-god he had better not act like he got shot by a sniper any time anybody goes near him.

I'd rather watch that than an insomnia curing sport where the players roll around in fake agony after being softly touched by an opponent.

That is my biggest beef with soccer. If you get carried off the field on a stretcher, you had better be hurt enough to not play again that game not bounce right up and run around. Flopping is the most un-American thing an athlete can do. It has infected the NBA and I blame the European players. If a dude is 6'9" and 250 pounds of chiseled man-god he had better not act like he got shot by a sniper any time anybody goes near him.

If you want real hurt:

Ice hockey. Vs Canada. When they are behind on points... There will be blood!