Dan's TLT Mad Lib

By DanDoulogos, in X-Wing

I haven't actually played a single game where I fielded, or flew against a TLT enabled Y-Wing.

I know? Right?

So clearly I am qualified to write a MAD LIB, helping you - the reader who has yet to vent his or her gnawing spleen about TLT enabled Y-Wings in the current meta.

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Hey have you heard about the ____adjective____ combo? A Y-Wing with a Twin Laser Turret Upgrade! You can ___verb___ four of them at the same time. The ___noun____ will never be the same!

Trust me, I ___adverb___ ___verb___ the game is destined for ___noun___ because of this. Some commenters think these are going to ___verb___ the meta, but every intelligent thinker knows they will not ____verb___ the meta, but will in fact ___verb___ the meta, to the __noun (a feeling)__ of all those involved.

Should we keep on making posts about TLTs? ___exclamation___, ___(yes/no)____!

It's blatantly ___true/false___, that the meta has been ___verb (past tense)___ with posts about ___noun (plural)___. Everywhere you ___verb___ you plainly ___verb___ the way things are going. Who can ___verb___ what will become of the ___noun___? The important thing is: to ___verb___ one another, to be ___adjective___ with other people's ___noun___, and to show ___adjective__ for these forums, and those who ___verb___ them. We may not all ___verb__ but at least we can all get ___adverb___.

What should we __verb__ about this situation? Some want to see this combo ___verb (past tense) ___, others say it doesn't ___verb___ far enough, we should ___verb___ it a whole lot more. Still others are just ___ verb (past tense)___ with the whole thing and cannot ___verb___ for the next thing coming down the ___noun___ to supplant this particular, ___adjective___ ear-worm.

Time will tell.

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What I like about the Mad Lib approach to discussing TLTs? You don't have to put much thought into it - and regardless of what comes out - it pretty much sounds like the rest of the discussion.

Enjoy.

(edit: Now with more MAD LIB!)

Edited by DanDoulogos

I blame myself for this.

TLT's were off the first page till I posted.

Mods, requesting a new subforum for TLT discussion. Also sticky this post in there.

Should we keep on making posts about TLTs? ___****___, ___yes____!

Hey have you heard about the ____Smelly____ combo? A Y-Wing with a Twin Laser Turret Upgrade! You can ___Fart___ four of them at the same time. The ___Castle____ will never be the same!

Trust me, I ___Firmly___ ___Poop___ the game is destined for ___Space___ because of this. Some commenters think these are going to ___dance___ the meta, but every intelligent thinker knows they will not ____party___ the meta, but will in fact ___Leg___ the meta, to the __Sadmadbad__ of all those involved.

Should we keep on making posts about TLTs? ___BUTTS___, ___no____!

Hey have you heard about the ____freaking____ combo? A Y-Wing with a Twin Laser Turret Upgrade! You can ___zoom___ four of them at the same time. The ___****____ will never be the same!

Trust me, I ___mostly___ ___know___ the game is destined for ___me___ because of this. Some commenters think these are going to ___capitalize___ the meta, but every intelligent thinker knows they will not ____stinker___ the meta, but will in fact ___love___ the meta, to the __smelling__ of all those involved.

Should we keep on making posts about TLTs? ___EXCELLENT___, ___yes____!

I blame myself for this.

TLT's were off the first page till I posted.

I dig this kind of sarkasm/fun :)

No need to feel bad about it.

So ... yeah

I haven't actually played a single game where I fielded, or flew against a TLT enabled Y-Wing.

I know? Right?

So clearly I am qualified to write a MAD LIB, helping you - the reader who has yet to vent his or her gnawing spleen about TLT enabled Y-Wings in the current meta...

There's a fairly famous swear word beginning with F that can serve variously as a verb, a noun, or an interjection. With the suffix -ing, it also works handily as both an adverb and an adjective.

So now I'm basically picturing what Al Swearengen would have had to say about TLTs. It's kind of glorious, actually.

This is hysterical. It makes me want to make a longer one that has some suggestions to beating TLT's.

"Have you tried using a <letter of the alphabet> -wing? You could load it with <type of animal> missiles to fire at <range of distance>."

I didn't have time yesterday to make it as long as I would have liked. I just edited it to make it a little longer, for those who like to play.

I haven't actually played a single game where I fielded, or flew against a TLT enabled Y-Wing.

I know? Right?

So clearly I am qualified to write a MAD LIB, helping you - the reader who has yet to vent his or her gnawing spleen about TLT enabled Y-Wings in the current meta...

There's a fairly famous swear word beginning with F that can serve variously as a verb, a noun, or an interjection. With the suffix -ing, it also works handily as both an adverb and an adjective.

So now I'm basically picturing what Al Swearengen would have had to say about TLTs. It's kind of glorious, actually.

Is it bad that that's exactly what I did too? That one word reconjugated fits in every slot...