I think your players need to get laid...
GM: "Jeez, guys! Lay off the torture for a while will you? It's getting boring and making me uncomfortable."
Tom: "Sez the guy who has the book of Vile Darkness for D&D."
GM: "That's because y'all wanted to play anti-paladins! Seriously you guys need to get laid!"
Bruce: "Yeah you're right, any SM dungeons or dominas around here?"
GM: "Oh FFS!"
Edited by Robin Graves