Inspired by @arrivan I thought I'd share my group's adventures here. I like to keep a record of my games that are nice to read and can be shared with non-gamers so I've been writing them up as a story, there's no game mechanics in here or anything. Rest assured this isn't just random fanfic but an actual game I have been GMing. Sadly I'm not very good at recalling dialog after the game, so mostly I'm having to summarise the conversations, but a few were memorable enough that I've written them up as accurately as I can. I let the players decide the name of the ship beforehand, so don't blame me for the awful joke. Oh yes, and I've included pictures too because I'm just that keen.
The camera pans down from the starfield to show the night side of what is clearly a city world, an endless web of artificial lights. A dynamic class light freighter flies into view and down towards the world until it is lost to view. We wipe to the inside of a seedy cantina, where a twi’lek, a duros and a zabrak are drinking together in a booth.
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The crew of the Annual Pigeon were sitting in a cantina, happy to spend their time anywhere out of the confines of their ship whilst they killed time waiting for their Captain to arrange for a new cargo. Their newest crewmember, El, had joined them on the last run, and she was attracting the attention of the locals. Although she had a somewhat boyish figure and lacked the obvious curves of the stereotypical idea of a Twi’lek female, to the denizens of a dingy Cantina in the lower levels of ancient and corrupt Taris, she was a rare and exotic beauty.
A Trandoshan in dirty coveralls approached the table slightly unsteadily, and spoke to El in the bark-roaring of Trando. The crew looked at one another to see if any of them understood, but fortunately a Rodian, who was trailing behind him translated for them.
“My friend likes you,” he said.
“That’s nice,” El replied.
“I like you,” continued the Rodian.
“Why don’t you bother someone else?” Said El, either not in the mood for a parody scene, or having failed to spot the reference.
The Trandoshan continued to speak. “My friend asks if you want to get up and dance”, said the Rodian, gesturing to the stage where a cheap hologram of a Twi’lek dancing girl was accompanying the music playing in the cantina. El continued to try and brush him off and replied simply “I don’t dance.”
The Trandoshan tried a new approach and offered to buy El a drink, who quickly selected a ludicrously overpriced drink, by far the most expensive in the bar. With that he scowled and walked away in disgust. The Rodian laughed at his colleagues failure, and parted with the comment “I don’t think he likes you so much anymore...” as he walked away.
Whilst Jom, a Duros and the pilot of the Annual Pidgeon shared a smile with El, Lok, a young Zabrak male lacking the facial tattoos common to his people and the third member of the crew, looked visibly relieved.
As they try to pick up their interrupted conversation their com-links all chirped simultaneously and R2-KT started speaking in the familiar electronic tones of an Astromech droid. Before Lok could pull up a translation on his data-slate the transmission switched as KT patched them into another com line.
A crisp Imperial accent spoke, “...ame of your ship. There’s no point resisting.”
The voice of the their Captain, Sauto Slex, replied with weariness and resignation in his voice. “If you knew what I knew you would see things differently. The end is coming for you and your ilk Imperial.”
“I tire of your sanctimonious attitude, if I have to have you dragged back to the interrogation chamber it will irritate me, but it will go far worse for you.”
The overly processed voice of a man in Stormtrooper armour cut in. “Sir, our men have located the rest of his crew. We have them surrounded and are ready to move in on your command.”
“This is pointless. If you will not tell us the name and location of your ship then your crew will.”
The unmistakable sound of a blaster going off shocks the listening crew, but the transmission continues.
“Right, I want the... what’s that?”
“It appears to be a commlink sir, and it’s transmitting.”
“You damned incompetent mo...”
Static filled the line, only to be replaced by the familiar warble of R2-KT, but the crew had heard enough and cut off the com.
They wasted no time in agreeing that they need to get out of the cantina, back to the ship and off the planet entirely. They didn’t know why they were wanted, and they couldn’t even be sure that Captain Slex was dead, but they couldn’t afford to wait around to find out. They headed towards the restrooms at the rear of the main room as the main door was thrown open; revealing the instantly recognisable form of Imperial Stormtroopers!
Struck by sudden genius inspirations, Jom shouted, “Fire, fire!” and shot his blaster into the roof, his quick thinking setting off a stampede of beings flooding towards the main door as the denizens of the run down lower districts of the planet-wide city of Taris knew only too well the dangers of an uncontrolled fire.
Unfortunately their luck was not to hold as they discovered that whilst there was indeed a rear window in the restroom it was covered in bars, no doubt a defence against burglars in this crime ridden district. Lok pulled out his toolkit and immediately got to work on the bars, as Jom peered back into the cantina. The crowd was beginning to thin out and he desperately urged Lok to hurry. Lok had just cleared the third bar when the crowd thinned enough that the Stormtroopers could barge their way into the cantina, and Lok fired a few shots off to get them ducking before dropping back into the restroom and away from any return fire.
Moments later the window was clear and the group piled through the small window and tumbled out into a dingy back alley. Turning right, the direction more in line with the spaceport and their one chance to escape the planet, they started running. As the crossed the junction with a side alley some Stormtroopers hurrying down to intersect them opened fire and Jom caught a nasty blaster burn across his back, but they didn’t slow down and jinked around a corner before the Stormtroopers could get reach the main alleyway and open fire in earnest.
A few turns later, with the Stormtroopers still hot on their heels, they ran into the back of a bar frequented by swoop bikers, with a selection of swoop bikes and a speeder, a four-seater open topped hover car. Whilst Jom dived into the driving seat of the speeder, and Lok set to work hot wiring it, El burst into the bar, shouted that the Imperials were stealing everyone’s speeders and dashed back out to her friends just as they took off. As they sped away they saw behind them the bikers thugs piling out of the bar, seeing a speeder disappearing and the accused Stormtroopers running towards them with blasters levelled, jumped straight to the wrong conclusion and all hell broke loose.
They were more than halfway back to the space station before more Imperial caught up with them, this time in the form of Scout Troopers on speeder bikes falling in behind them and opening fire without ceremony. Lok didn’t own a weapon and El’s main weapon was a solid projectile rifle which she had left on the ship, it not being appropriate for a casual trip to the cantina, so Jom passed her his blaster pistol so she could return fire whilst he concentrated on flying.
She lined up a shot on the leading Scout Trooper, but just as she went to pull the trigger an unexpected bump knocked the blaster clean out of her hands, and El and Lok watched in horror as their only weapon tumbled away into oblivion. It took Jom a moment to realise they were not returning fire and when he turned to see what was wrong he was less than impressed with the sheepish looking and empty handed El he discovered.
The speeder took a few more hits from the pursuing Scout Troopers and started to lose altitude as one of the grav emitters was hit. As Jom fought with the controls and Lok desperately tried to affect some repairs, El dug through the vehicle for some other form of weapon. As luck would have it, there was a small can of flammable oil, and she created a hasty firebomb, but they would only get one shot. With Lok’s repairs having stopped the vehicle from crashing but not been enough to keep it flying, and Jom desperately balancing the slowly sinking speeder on just 3 grav emitters, they gambled all their lives and headed into a narrow alley mouth.
The Scouts followed suit and El let loose with the firebomb, hurling it at the wall just in front of the speeder bikes. With the tight alleyway there was no-where for them to escape, and the crew of the Annual Pigeon were chased down the alley by speeder bike shrapnel and the blasted remains of Scout Trooper armour.