It do be Talk Like a Banana Pirate Day, Mateys!

By Hawkstrike, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Shiver me timbers!

Cap'n Kath an' t' rest o' the Banana Pirates be directin' ye t' join 'em.

Yo ho!

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Aye! Firrrre the Clusterrrrr Missiles!!!!

Arrrr, fifteen men on a Dead Man's Switch, yo ho ho and a shot of 'stim...

Why should I pay money for a banana when I can download it online for free?

...Like that?

Polly wanna cracker

What shall weee do withe the stimmed up spacer, what shall weeee do with the stimmed up spacer er-lay in the planetary rotation. Hoo-ray an' up she rises er-lay in the planetary rotation.

Fire the Ion Cannons mateys and first mate if the next Shadowport you lead us too doesn't have a Cantina full of Twi'lek and Zeltron wenches you'll be walking the plank. Arr.

Banana pirates? Eep