Inspired by the tumblr blog D&D Out of Context, I've created a place where Star Wars fans can share their favorite quotes and stories. If you've got something to share, submit it at:
http://www.starwarsoutofcontext.tumblr.com
Hope it brings laughs and good fun!
Edited by AgentShades"Is that a kriffin' freighter?"
"Jawas, huh...?"
How are you supposed to submit?
You might have to open it to submissions like so:
"Enable Submissions in Your Tumblr Blog
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I call this one: When the Klatoonian had enough of stupid Jawa Guilt.
Jawa PC: I throw myself at the Klatoonian PC who is shooting at the poor, innocent swoop bike gang droids chasing our ship and shooting at us.
GM: You miss and slam into the wall besides him.
Klatoonian PC: I pick up the Jawa and throw him out of our ship at the chasing droids.
GM: You hit...
Edited by RodianCloneGm: What is your character`s name?
New Player: ... Two Sec. Just gonna ..
Gm: Tosec Jus`Gonna?
New Player: Yes...
Does it count if it was already accepted and posted on DnDOutOfContext? 
http://outofcontextdnd.tumblr.com/post/128046346492/you-can-throw-the-head-not-for-damage-but-for
Jawa Player: I spy on the Togruta and pretend I`m just cleaning.... (rolls fail and advantage)
Gm: you grab a rubber chicken and a stick and use them as an improvised mop...
Jawa Player: What`s my advantage?
GM: You have a rubber chicken now...
Togruta Player: Hey, that`s my rubber chicken!
Me: “So, if my Wookiee Marauder goes into Melee Combat with this Minion Group, what are the odds that the Klatooinian Heavy might accidentally hit me with his Light Repeating Blaster Rifle instead of them?”
GM: “He would upgrade a purple Difficulty die to a red Challenge die, so that would give you a one-in-twelve chance that you might get hit.”
Me: “One in twelve? I’ll take those odds!”
Alex: <Rolls Despair>
Edited by bradknowlesDon't juggle the lightsaber
Bothan sharpshooter:
Joe: I uh... crap, i get up on stage and pretend i'm a dancing girl
Me: you are a 6 foot 5 carnivorous male lizard in makeshift body armor
Joe: i guess i have to roll for that huh. ookay *roll noises* i got two of those little jedi academy logo's what does that mean
Me: *siiiiiiiiiiigh* one of the gamoreans tips you, you get a 5 credit chit
Get this motherfuggin Sluissi off my motherfuggin Lambda Shuttle
One of my players to another: "The GM is not your enemy. Your bad decisions are."
