What if TIE didn't stand for Twin Ion Engine?

By GrimmyV, in X-Wing Off-Topic

Of course the real reason they are called TIE fighters is that they 'looked like bow ties', and TIE was later a backronym (although I can't remember what source first names them as Twin Ion Engine craft).

Anyway, if it was up to you, what would you say those three letters stand for?

I have been partial to Tactical Interceptor Escort since this follows the convention of AT-AT (All Terrain Armored Transport) and other acronyms describing the function of the vehicle and not the actual technology of the engine. The IRD fighter, presumedly an earlier or close design of the TIE, is said to stand for Intercept/Recon/Defense, appearing in Han Solo at Stars End. ARC-170 is the Aggressve ReConnaisance fighter. It just seems odd to me to name an entire series of craft after its engines, no matter how 'revolutionary' a technology it is. Also Vader's TIE had four engines, not two, although it's possible there were two engines with two exhausts each.

Other suggestions for TIE:

Transport Interceptor Explorer (TIE Scouts)

Training Imperial Exercise

T- I- Enforcer

Just for fun:

Tiny Imperial Ejector

Any other suggestions?

Edited by GrimmyV

Terribly

Inaccurate

Executioner

Targets

Inevitably

Escape

Tactically

Ideal

Enemy

(from a rebel perspective)

Temporary Imperial Explosion

Totally Ineffective Egg

Terrifically Inept Evil

Theoretically Impossible Equipment

Take It Easy

The Inevitable End

The Imperial Exploded


Tactical Interceptor of the Empire?

Although the TIE-Interceptor may have something to say about that....

Tactical Imperial Exo-atmospheric Fighter!

(Just ignore the non-OT stuff that has them flying in atmospheres)

Tactical Interceptor of the Empire?

Although the TIE-Interceptor may have something to say about that....

Tactical Imperial Exo-atmospheric Fighter!

(Just ignore the non-OT stuff that has them flying in atmospheres)

TESB is not in the OT?

Tactical Imperial Escort - would be most appropriate. Considering they are all small fighters and every TIE is an escort of some type essentially.

The Inevitable End

Winning suggestion

This Is Extrem-- (ship explodes before thought can be completed)

Take It Evily

This Implodes Everytime

Talent Is Everything

Those Imperial Egg-otists

Edited by DB Draft

Totally, Irrevocably, Expendable

Tactical Interceptor of the Empire?

Although the TIE-Interceptor may have something to say about that....

Tactical Imperial Exo-atmospheric Fighter!

(Just ignore the non-OT stuff that has them flying in atmospheres)

TESB is not in the OT?

Guess I'll have to re watch it. Don't recall any TIEs in atmosphere!

Thrawn In Exile

Tactical Interceptor of the Empire?

Although the TIE-Interceptor may have something to say about that....

Tactical Imperial Exo-atmospheric Fighter!

(Just ignore the non-OT stuff that has them flying in atmospheres)

TESB is not in the OT?

Guess I'll have to re watch it. Don't recall any TIEs in atmosphere!

Empire Strikes Back - Bespin. TIE's chase the Falcon out of Cloud City.

Excellent - for some reason I only recall Cloud Cars. We're the TIEs original or new CGI?

Taco Infused Espresso

Edited by Norym

Taco Infused Espresso

Where is this food truck located?

Taco Infused Espresso

Where is this food truck located?

Right next to the pile of people who died from drinking tacos.

Temped Into Ecstasy.

Oh wait, lousy fighter name.

Thud, It Exploded

That

Imploded

Easliy

Edit: Ahhh bollocks. I posted this and then looked back at DB Draft's post which isn't far off. No piracy intended.

Edited by Crawfskeezen

Excellent - for some reason I only recall Cloud Cars. We're the TIEs original or new CGI?

Totally for real TIEs from 1980, no CGI.

Edited by GrimmyV

Tiny Imperial Escort

Tetrahedral Imposing Enforcer

Tactically Impovereshed Equipment

Truly Inferior Equipment

Trained In Exploding/Ejecting

Tactical Ingenuity Encouraged

Not exactly throwing this into the ring, but I remember reading once as a kid that TIE stood for "The Imperial Empire" (which is, of course, completely redundant)