So my girlfriend asks me to pick up ground turkey for the skunk after I get out of work, unfortunately when I get out of work few stores are still open. Enter the dreaded Walmart.
Now I've been scouting Targets and TRUs and Walmarts since Force Friday for my White Whale.
Walk to the toy section and the new Star Wars display, nothing. Same nothing as ever. Poop. Time to check Legos... WAIT!
Out of the corner of my eye I see Hasbro boxes on a palette to my left. On the top are a box of those foam lightsabers, of which I already have all three.
Go deeper. As I scan the rest of the palette my eyes pass over the one thing I wanted, the one thing I never thought would be there. The precious.
I don't know the protocol about opening the sealed boxes and if they needed to be scanned, but I sure as crap didn't care! I tore that ****** open like it was already Christmas!

The box held 2 (TWO!!!!) Kylo Rens, one of each of FO Stormtrooper, Chewie, Rey, and Finn.
Luckily I didn't forget the turkey.
Enjoy the scratched up couch resolution. Was excited.
TLDR: Late night Walmart run yields win.