Kylo Ren's Starfighter

By Imperial Advisor Arem Heshvaun, in X-Wing

Eh kylos ship still seems dull, long wings getting longer isn't much of a gimmick.

WATCH OUT

ITS KYLO REN!

*proceeds to shoot sand in front of him and utterly fail to pursue Poe*


Great job Kylo.

Great job.

Yeah it's not like it's a Lego commercial where Poes x-wing could be blown up and rebuilt or anything. Oh wait...

What does he say in that... "You can build the X-wing and save the _____"

If he's saying "droid" it's a poor effort.

I thought the ship Kylo Ren was in the commercial was the shuttle, based off the wings, instead of a starfighter.

I'm hearing 'droid'

Anyways, it's Kylo Ren's Command Shuttle, not a fighter.

If you listen closely when they first show BB8 you can hear the sound of his beep.

WATCH OUT!

(subtitled: Kylo Ren's Starfighter)

He’s Kylo Ren!
He’s PS ten
Yet he can’t find
The rebel den.
Bad Kylo Ren!
He turns and then
Goes flying past
O’er hill and fen.
O Kylo Ren!
With Force’s ken
He turns to look
Down in the glen.
It’s Kylo Ren!
Now this is when
Rey learns to use
Her wizard’s zen.
Poor Kylo Ren!
Caught in a pen
And vaporized
By X-wing men.

I really wanted the last line to be X-men.