I am looking to build 3 balanced 100 point fleets, in honor of an Operetta in which I have been cast:
The Pirates of Penzance

One list needs to be the Pirates, clearly. They need to be hilariously terrible at stealth, have a Pirate King (one unique pilot), refuse to kill orphans, and be willing to commit Burglary as well.

One list needs to be the Policemen. They're cowardly, partially due to getting the worlds worst pep-talks (Go ye heroes, go and die!)

One list needs to be the household of the Major General. He has 10 daughters, so we need to pack in as many women into this list as possible. He also knows many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse, so take of that as you will.

Yeah, the lists should be balanced to each other, highly thematic, and incredibly silly, but don't need to actually be competitive.

I am looking to build 3 balanced 100 point fleets, in honor of an Operetta in which I have been cast:

The Pirates of Penzance

One list needs to be the Pirates, clearly. They need to be hilariously terrible at stealth, have a Pirate King (one unique pilot), refuse to kill orphans, and be willing to commit Burglary as well.

King Boosk and his fellow YV-666's with stealth devices, and Pablo the thief. Who'd you get cast as?

problem is that both pirates and policemen can be played by banana pirates

pirates because they're pirates

policemen because deadman's switch makes you scared of them dying if they're too close to their buddies

Woop woop! It's da sound of da police! or Don't tase me bro!

Yoho yoho a Pirate's life for me

There's really only one pilot choice for the Major General, no?

[35] Major Rhymer, PTL, Extra Munitions, Adv. Homing Missiles, TIE Mk.II

[35] Juno Eclipse, PTL, ATC, TIE/x1, Stealth Device

[30] OGP, AdvS, Mara Jade, Fleet Officer

As many women as I could fit with General Lando, glib of tongue and dashing in appearance, and most likely to be surrounded by women. Truly the model of a modern major general.